Better Know An Olympic Sport : Eventing

Three Day Eventing is the most dangerous of the equestrian events, combining dressage, cross-country, and stadium jumping.  It is also what I competed in when I rode in high school, it’s a pretty big thing in the MD equestrian community.  In fact, this is someone I rode with at my barn, competing at the trials hosted by my Pony Club :

This is a Prelim level fence, but it’s one of the easier and more straightforward ones on the course.

You may also remember eventing as the way Christopher Reeve broke himself.  Eventing is mainly dangerous because of the cross-country portion.  There are penalties for going too fast, mandated safety equipment, and people generally grease up their horses so they can slide over some of the jumps if they don’t quite make it, but shit like this still happens :

The other two phases are not particularly dangerous, and as such generally don’t get as much broadcast time during the Olympics.  In fact, the dressage phase is happening right now and no one is airing it.

Dressage

People like to make fun of dressage, but it’s actually the most difficult phase in eventing.  Eventing began as a sort of equestrian triathlon, testing all the aspects needed in an ideal military horse/rider combo.  Dressage means “training” and it is essentially the pursuit of perfection.  From the USEA :

The purpose of the dressage test is to demonstrate the level of communication between the horse and rider to and display the power and grace required to perform each movement with balance, rhythm, and suppleness. Due to the demands of the sport, the three-day event horse is extremely fit, and only strong and tactful riders possess the skills needed to harness and direct that energy into a both polished and powerful performance.

Ideally, it doesn’t look like the rider is doing anything and the horse is just performing all these intricate moves and patterns cause it feels like it.  In reality, there’s a HUGE amount going on, mainly with the rider’s seat, but also with legs and hands.  Even the position of the rider’s head will affect the balance between horse and rider and can be used as a cue.  This is a rider training the half-pass,

The half pass is a lateral movement, where the horse moves sideways and forward, while maintaining a bend in the direction of movement.

It doesn’t look like the rider is doing anything, right?  Well, this is how you ask a horse to do a half pass :

A rider uses an active outside leg slightly behind the neutral position to ask the horse to step forward and under. The outside rein maintains the correct bend and contains the energy of the horse, the inside leg keeps the horse moving forward, and the inside rein guides the forehand in the direction of movement. The rider also uses his or her inside seat bone to help maintain bend. If the rider is off-center or twisted, the horse will also be crooked or off-balance.

The rider is doing all of that, while also holding themselves steady and ensuring they aren’t accidentally doing anything else.  It’s like having good plank form while riding in the flatbed of a pickup on a bumpy road and trying to do a paint by number with your feet at the same time.

Way fucking harder than this.

Dressage is scored by judges, so unless you know a fair amount about the sport it’s not easy to tell who is doing well and who is doing poorly.  If you know what’s going on, it’s fascinating, but if you don’t, it’s just a horse doing some stuff.  This makes it pretty boring for most people to watch, though I’ll happily talk anyone here through it if they want to attempt viewing!  Usually dressage is such that the highest score wins, but in eventing the score is converted so the lowest score is best.  This is to facilitate the scoring of the other portions, where penalties can be added on.

 

Cross-Country

I already talked a bit about this above.  Cross-country is pretty much the public face of eventing, since it’s the most dangerous and most spectacular part.  It’s pretty obvious why you would want your cavalry to be able to gallop around the countryside, jumping over or through anything that gets in their way.  There are judges at each fence to record the outcome of that fence for each competitor.  Competitors will receive penalties for refusals, and for completing the course too quickly or slowly.  Fall of horse or rider, as well as various errors like forgetting the course result in elimination.  It used to be that falls of the rider did not result in elimination, and on my worst cross-country run I fell off twice, because my horse was afraid of damn logs, but this was changed as part of an ongoing effort to improve safety.  Cross-country is dangerous enough that deaths occur, but it’s probably this phase that gets people into eventing in the first place.  It’s a hell of an adrenaline rush, and when done successfully, it’s totally badass.

Hells yeah!

 

Damn right!
Pfft, what tree?

 

Seriously fun stuff, and fun to watch even for people who have no idea how a horse works!

 

Show Jumping

Some may consider this to be cross-country’s lame little brother, but it’s still fun to watch.  Show jumping in eventing is a bit different than a normal show jumping competition, in the sense that the purpose of the event is to demonstrate that the horse and rider still have the energy and control to perform precise, controlled movements after the rigorous cross-country phase.  The event takes place in a ring, and while you still get some spectacular spills, the jumps are designed to fall apart on impact, so you don’t get the injuries that you get in cross-country, and the horse almost never falls, only the rider.

Still a big jump, but flimsy poles instead of giant logs.

In order to complete a course, the rider has to control the stride length and approaches to each fence to give the horse the correct distance to take off.  Competitors are penalized for refusals, knocking down poles, and completing the course too slowly.  On a water jump, a foot in the water counts as a pole down.  What’s a water jump you ask?

THIS is a water jump

Again, this stuff is fun to watch even if you have no idea what’s going on, though not quite as fun as watching cross-country.  One thing to notice, if you look at the riders in the cross-country photos and compare them to the riders in the show jumping photos, you’ll see that the riders keep their weight further back over the cross-country fences.  This is partially to control the greater speed used in cross-country, partially to maintain a more secure seat, and partially to prepare for landings you might not be able to see.  In show jumping, these factors don’t apply and the rider keeps a more forward seat, in keeping with the momentum of the horse over the fence.

 

After all three days, the penalties are totted up and added to the adjusted dressage score, and the horse/rider team with the lowest score wins!  And yes, the horse gets a medal too (actually a ribbon, but horses can’t really wear medals comfortably)

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Brick Meathook

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JerBear50

I don’t know anything about equestrian sports but I was lucky enough to be around horses for a short time as a kid. The Lipizzan Stallions have a winter training home just a little south of me and they allow the public to come in and watch. I’ve been wanting to go down to check it out for awhile now but just haven’t gotten around to it.

JerBear50

I’ll get down there eventually. It’s just not always easy to do day time shit when you work 12 hour night shifts, especially if there’s a couple hour drive involved. I’ll get down there when I’ve got some time off. I love the beaches down there too so that should make it easier.

JerBear50

By the way, is is true about horses brain hemispheres not having complete connection with each other? I read somewhere that that’s why they spook if you circle behind them, because their right side doesn’t process that they just saw you on their left side, or something like that. I think I read that in one of the McCarthy border trilogy books but didn’t know if it was real or not.

Don T

Great post! And this joint coul’ve used some some classin’ up, too.
/blows nose with dirty t-shirt

ballsofsteelandfury

Great post Dok!

/reads down the thread…

Shit, I better not say anything about bullfighting being an Olympic sport.

// Homer hedge gif

Genital Issimo

Excellent post! I especially liked that pfft what tree? photo. Cool stuff

Sill Bimmons

I’ve only ever been on a horse once and I fell off.

http://img.memecdn.com/poor-horse_o_1136119.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

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JerBear50

This guy?
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I already learned how a horse works from this:

http://art-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-children-books-27__605.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

/filed under “Educational”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO…can’t help yourself, can you?
LMFAO

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To what? This is a statement on the current state of political rhetoric, man.

theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Twasn’t a judgement FWIW. Obviously I can’t shut my yap sometimes either.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Was kidding; can’t not….. well, you know.

laserguru

Also, thanks to you I was just doing some planks at the gym and now my muscles are all rubbery.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great stuff.

Duchess

Best Dressage video out there

Duchess

Its a really well mix mash up

laserguru

This was an outstanding read Dok!
I was educated and entertained.

Had no idea you did the equestrian thing.
Now I want to watch the ponies.

JustStopDude

Michael Vick loses everything over dog fighting and THIS is an Olympic sport?!?

I don’t get white people…

JustStopDude

You seriously think I am this stupid? Of course I know that riding horses exercises them. Having them jump through obstacles for rich people’s entertainment? That isn’t necessary.

If black people were into this, white folk would be protesting the events until the sport was banned. This is right up there with fucking fox hunting.

And there is way fewer injuries per year than horse racing because horse racing has way more events year round. That’s akin to attempting to make the argument that motorcycles are safer to operate because cars have more accidents each year.

JustStopDude

Whatever gets you to sleep at night.

Again, there are people that view cockfighting as a sport that will argue all night long that its natural, the animals like to do it, and whatever the fuck.

I fail to see how its a sport, similar to how I don’t get that fox hunting, competitive eating, ballroom dancing, and any number of other things people like.

But to smooth things over…its a sport. Its a wonderful sport. Horses never get hurt. Its totally not boring to watch, and I am totally going to watch it and not masturbate to beach volley ball instead.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So you are a strict vegan?

JustStopDude

Moose…don’t you have the same 200 gifs to re-post again and again?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are proving your point; your original question was rhetorical then.

JustStopDude

My original post was suppose to be a joke but apparently this community takes its horse based Olympic sports as untouchable.

I think its hilarious we can mock head injuries in human beings but the moment someone mentions a dressage horse, its SERIOUS BUSINESS.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I very plainly asked if your original post was tongue in cheek. All you had to do was say yes. You didn’t.

Don’t try to blame everyone else now. I still love you JSD….which is why I can’t stomach letting you try to pull that kinda shit at this point.

JustStopDude

The “Pokomon Go” comment at the end wasn’t enough of a clue for you Seamus?

I apologize…I will make sure next time to explain every thing I say in the most simple terms from now on.

Do you understand what I am saying?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry, I might have been distracted by all of the race references.

I’m done here. This is totally unfair to Dok and her work.

Apologies Dok.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I love you JSD, and I’m hoping this comment was tongue in cheek.
Michael Vick can suck my tight white ass.
If I ever see him in public, he’s fucked.

JustStopDude

1) Vick deserved everything he got.
2) He made serious amends for what he did.
3) He got slammed with a far stiffer punishment (especially if you consider the financial penalties in lost endorsements) than most criminals.
4) White people do just as cruel shit to animals for entertainment…like forcing large horses to just through hedges for shits and giggles…or fox hunting…Pokomon Go…

theeWeeBabySeamus

He was forced to make amends due to public scrutiny. I don’t envy him that. Honestly. We’ve all got our fucked up shit to deal with, and he had to deal with his in much more public fashion than most. Nonetheless, abusing animals, or any living creature, for sport or profit will earn little sympathy from me…regardless of what color one’s skin happens to be.

I’m saddened that both your original msg and your response seemed to necessitate a race qualification. I really was hoping that part was tongue in cheek.

But yes, I do still love you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And FWIW, I know firsthand that some equine sports do in fact push the boundaries of what some folks (myself included) would term “abuse”.
This is not one of them. These people love their horses like family. Trust me on this.

JustStopDude

You know…this is the same arguments people make for Sea World keeping whales around for the entertainment of tourists.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shrewd choice of images, Moose.
Rodeo’s can suck my ass. Again, skin color be damned.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Having been around rodeo a lot as a kid they also make every attempt to keep the animals healthy and safe. It is like the others competitions; animals and people used in conjunction to entertain people.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Some rodeo events are fine. I shouldn’t have generalized.
But some need to be abolished and met with prison time penalties.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which ones? Bull riding is the toughest on both parties, bit in that they make sure the bulls are healthy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In my younger days, I was a wannabe calf roper. ‘Twas a skill taught to me by a very good friend (classmate in Vet School).

Then I saw how most of the calves were treated and housed. Barely this side of veal housing. Crowd doesn’t like to see a calf that can’t be roped. Weak, malnourished is the rule of the day.

I haven’t picked up a rope since.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In my experience the calfs were treated much better than those for slaughter. I am sure many do what you say, and I am in agreement in cases like that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, again…I shouldn’t generalize. I’m sure different organizations do better. But this one turned my stomach to the point I wanted to do harm to the folks in charge. And technically speaking, I did…but not in a violent manner. Bet your ass they lost their license to do anything in NC ever again tho.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Probably so. I’ve fought those arguments. Not for Sea World specifically, but for other “animal entertainment venues” more local to me who weren’t treating their “product” as they should have been. Sometimes I’ve been successful, sometimes not.

I’ve never met a dressage rider, of any race, who would have even contemplated harm to their ride for their personal benefit…let alone followed thru with it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t forget dog sledding.

JustStopDude

I’m sorry for having and sharing a different opinion on a topic. I was clearly wrong.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gray areas my friend. There is no black or white here. Literally or figuratively.

That was my whole point. I really didn’t intend for it to get this out of hand. For that I’m sincerely apologetic.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The first one sounded like a joke and probable should have been left at that. Then you took it to a whole new level of race bating and intended animal cruelty that just isn’t there; we called you on your bullshit and you got angry. This seems to be a pattern, maybe like my repeated gifs.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Can we eat the ones who lose?
The horses, not the riders is what I’m saying.
Then again, let’s not rule anything out.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

My choice of IASIP memes seems to have been a bad choice at this point, huh?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In Central Asia they bread horses for consumption. Quite tasty really.