Searching For Inner Excellence-A Rams/Eagles Game Thread

A.J. Brown the egghead was not on anyone’s bingo card. (who plays bingo anymore anyway?) The Eagles look poised to run away with this but the same was said about the Lions not 24 hours ago.

To The Game!

Rams/Eagles:

-Los Angeles ranks 22nd vs the run and part of that ranking is due in part to Saquon chewing them up and spitting them out for 255 yards rushing last time around.

-Philly is an astounding 13-1 in their last fourteen tilts.

-Still, in a big game, would you rather have a McVay or Sirriani at the helm?

-Where the hell has Kupp been? He’s had but 5 grabs in his last four games. Yes, Nacua has taken over the #1 wr spot but the offense needs Cooper to get over the hump.

-One thing to note-Stafford tends to get sacked vs Fangio defenses and he is a bit immobile back there vs the younger qb’s in this league nowadays.

-Since their bye week the Eagles have the #1 defense in the league.

-That plus Saquon, Saquon, Saquon should add up to a W. Let’s not get cute with a game plan.

-Much like the Commies yesterday, the Rams are playing with free money so they can go out there and play loose and relaxed. I fear that if Philly get into a tight spot they might seize up.

We’ve got some soccer, college ball and even a Senators game (only 10 points out of 1st place! [faints]) to get us to the afternoon. Me? I’ll be watching the Traci Lords police detective epic, “Intent to Kill” (co-starring Yaphet Kotto as her hard-nosed boss!) as one should on Sunday morning.

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Redshirt

Betting strategy: Bet half on Parlays that pay off $200-$300 and make extended bet of Barkley-Henry Anytime TD to make up Parlay bets. I can’t lose!

Red (narrating): “I wish I was there to see Redshirt’s face when all his bets lost.”

WCS

Little to no chance I make either of these games. Enjoy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, Boris, why haven’t you paid for your squares?

/is a shit stirrer

litre_cola

That was a lovely pregame nap.

SonOfSpam

While I do not wish you ill, I cannot agree with any Go Birds sentiment for the next few hours, as I would rather RAMMMMMMMIT

Godspeed.

Redshirt

😢

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Game Time Decision

Mrs GTD and work friends occasionally go play the Bingo. Apparently it’s still a thing as there are multiple games per day. Has a whole published schedule with payouts and everything.

Horatio Cornblower

Keno seems to be taking over that spot around here.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, remember all that time that Tik Tok was banned? Buy those were a terrible, (checks watch), 4 or 5 hours, I guess.

ThePirateSloth

I’m at a church, A CHURCH! with a client. This shit is awful.

blaxabbath

Your client is absolutely guilty.

Redshirt

Now hold on, there’s some wiggle room.

Are they in the side giving the confessions or receiving the confessions. If the former, they may be guilty. If the latter, he is definitely guilty!

ThePirateSloth

I’m agnostic. Being at a service where they have an 8 piece band play songs BEFORE the sermon, and 3 more songs afterwards…

Just ridiculous.

King Hippo

Christ, does a nap ever sound good. Who cares about future regerts!

Mr. Ayo

Now that TikTok is back, I’m just going to do that until kickoff.

Doktor Zymm

Take regertful naps on tickitytock?

Sharkbait

And that’s how Hippo became a #napfluencer

Sharkbait

Pre snowstorm chili. Although it’s 40 degrees, sunny, and I have the kitchen window open. You wouldn’t think we’re about to get 5+ inches tonight

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Jimbo

-Wow 5 inches! Deanna Favre

yeah right

That’s a quality chili pot.

Sharkbait

It’s a lodge enameled Dutch oven. It’s my to to for soup and chili. Gonna make onion soup in it tomorrow

litre_cola

We have the same one. Same coloUr too!

Don T

Breaking: my tolerance for socializin’. Will bail to a NFL transmittin’ screen in 1:10.

Jimbo

Ready for some fitbaw, i got Ramit and Ratbirds but that’s just like my opinion man.

blaxabbath

I’m all behind LAMAR now.

Jimbo

Don’t get too close he might have to go #2.

King Hippo

#FlannelForward

Fronkenshteen

Hit a big one (for me) last night. The time between Kalif Raymond’s catch that won it for me and the subsequent play felt like an eternity. Just waiting for a penalty flag, a challenge flag, a meteor, SOMETHING to take it away before the 2nd down snap. Then, gloriously being able to reveal my madness and its result to my family was wonderful. It all goes in the vacation fund. Goddamn I love NFL Football.

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litre_cola

Dats huge.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Am I correct in estimating that it paid off in the thousands of dollars territory?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh wait, looks more like hundreds. Nice.

Fronkenshteen

Nah. One plane ticket to Florida territory, maybe?🤓
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Doktor Zymm

Big thumbs up for the faith in Dyami!

Fronkenshteen

Love him! He seems to be the WR2 Detroit wishes Jameson Williams would be. Did you see that guy jogging back to the line of scrimmage with the clock bleeding down last night?! That team has to be finished with him.

Horatio Cornblower

Have you considered reinvesting your winnings in Trump coin?

yeah right

Granted, we’ve still got a few weeks but in preparation for season 11, the Sunday Gravy test kitchen is officially open as a motherfucker.

My ass was multi-tasking like an insane person yesterday.

And I’m cooking again today!

blaxabbath

Smoked Salmon?

Smoked Salmon from your favorite place in Altadena that is closed?

Fronkenshteen

In my worthless opinion, Traci Lords doesn’t get enough credit for going through what she did at her age and coming out the other side a pretty cool and funny human.

blaxabbath

True.

I never want my name to be known for anything.

Don T

And that’s why I registered patents.

blaxabbath

Oh please. You’ll have an easier time finding my name on the sex registry.

King Hippo

Something tells me the Ipswiches WON’T be gettin’ the bitches today.

Sharkbait

I still have squares if anyone here wants in again

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Owl feels so far away!

I’m in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Squares, you say? Are they hip?

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blaxabbath

Like for the score after each quarter?

I’m in.

Sharkbait

Yup

Doktor Zymm

Just grabbed 3

SonOfSpam

Donated

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Say what you will about Traci Lords’ actressin’, but you can’t deny that she makes some pretty decent music to accompany a fight scene in a video game adaptation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRX_ZMn6LBw

Don T

Folks starting to gather. While I wonder if Saquon and Tractorcito will go full Achilles againt Rams & BUF.Oh the Humanities!
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litre_cola

United and Tottenham getting beat. Delish.

WCS

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I’m just going to appreciate Yaphet Kotto on my own then.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s been dead for four years, you have some info about that?

WCS

Condition remains the same

Fronkenshteen

Loved that guy on the left who played the dumb cop: “Sir, that must mean he has your identification!”

2Pack

And here I thought it was just me.

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Don T

Woof, what a game last night. Mood this AM, after meeting my game watching and drankin goals yesterday

https://youtu.be/Uai7M4RpoLU?si=TEf0FLsGXgK-2W6H

Regardless, I’m ready for some fitbaw. I got Philly and BAL.

Game Time Decision

Don’t think I’ve ever seen that movie

Doktor Zymm

Why not? After all, from what I hear you can’t even buy an egg with $25 nowadays

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WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Charge your phone!

Doktor Zymm

It’s plugged in as we speak, although that 18% battery does last for hours as long as I’m not playing Pokemon GO

Sharkbait

Rolling with an identical bet, but with lower stakes.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower
BugEyedBoo

At any rate, you can’t fault that whispering gorilla’s taste.

litre_cola

Hippo is running around the clubhouse with a blue bandana around his wing Wang.

Mr. Ayo

Not until the final whistle. He’s been down this path before.

King Hippo

yeah, my asshole was quite puckered after Richy’s goal

Horatio Cornblower

It’s that kind of line delivery that made her the porn star she was.

At least in that one movie she did legally.

litre_cola

The 5 day work week can fuck off. I would gladly work longer on 4 to have the third day off. Or move to a Euro country where you work less than 30 hrs a week.

WCS

I’ve maintained four-ten work weeks are optimal since I was able to comprehend time.

BugEyedBoo

I’ve heard that the workers in European countries make up for having basically two months a year off by actually working when they’re on the clock. What little experience I’ve had with European workers though is that they’re just like the rest of us, except for being sane about vacation.

I do know that I’ve know more than one person who made fun of that much vacation, and I would wonder what the fuck was wrong with these people?

Doktor Zymm

I use all my PTO and am very confused by people who don’t. Hell, I had almost 2 years off and would still be doing that if it weren’t for the whole ‘money’ thing

ballsofsteelandfury

Philly should roll.

Speaking of, I could go for some sushi…

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Doktor Zymm

Ooh, that’s an excellent idea

Don T

Most expressive pick

2Pack

Why I’d never…

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litre_cola

Go Birds.

WCS

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2Pack

Tracy had a habit of things falling off as I recall.

Horatio Cornblower

Like her real birthday, off her ID.