A.J. Brown the egghead was not on anyone’s bingo card. (who plays bingo anymore anyway?) The Eagles look poised to run away with this but the same was said about the Lions not 24 hours ago.
To The Game!
Rams/Eagles:
-Los Angeles ranks 22nd vs the run and part of that ranking is due in part to Saquon chewing them up and spitting them out for 255 yards rushing last time around.
-Philly is an astounding 13-1 in their last fourteen tilts.
-Still, in a big game, would you rather have a McVay or Sirriani at the helm?
-Where the hell has Kupp been? He’s had but 5 grabs in his last four games. Yes, Nacua has taken over the #1 wr spot but the offense needs Cooper to get over the hump.
-One thing to note-Stafford tends to get sacked vs Fangio defenses and he is a bit immobile back there vs the younger qb’s in this league nowadays.
-Since their bye week the Eagles have the #1 defense in the league.
-That plus Saquon, Saquon, Saquon should add up to a W. Let’s not get cute with a game plan.
-Much like the Commies yesterday, the Rams are playing with free money so they can go out there and play loose and relaxed. I fear that if Philly get into a tight spot they might seize up.
We’ve got some soccer, college ball and even a Senators game (only 10 points out of 1st place! [faints]) to get us to the afternoon. Me? I’ll be watching the Traci Lords police detective epic, “Intent to Kill” (co-starring Yaphet Kotto as her hard-nosed boss!) as one should on Sunday morning.
Betting strategy: Bet half on Parlays that pay off $200-$300 and make extended bet of Barkley-Henry Anytime TD to make up Parlay bets. I can’t lose!
Red (narrating): “I wish I was there to see Redshirt’s face when all his bets lost.”
Little to no chance I make either of these games. Enjoy.
Hey, Boris, why haven’t you paid for your squares?
/is a shit stirrer
Snow Game?
https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=39.9510605&lon=-75.1656204
That was a lovely pregame nap.
While I do not wish you ill, I cannot agree with any Go Birds sentiment for the next few hours, as I would rather RAMMMMMMMIT
Godspeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d92wm-z9rHI&pp=ygUedG9kYXkgaXMgYSBnb29kIGRheSB0byBkaWUgZHM5
😢
Mrs GTD and work friends occasionally go play the Bingo. Apparently it’s still a thing as there are multiple games per day. Has a whole published schedule with payouts and everything.
Keno seems to be taking over that spot around here.
Hey, remember all that time that Tik Tok was banned? Buy those were a terrible, (checks watch), 4 or 5 hours, I guess.
I’m at a church, A CHURCH! with a client. This shit is awful.
Your client is absolutely guilty.
Now hold on, there’s some wiggle room.
Are they in the side giving the confessions or receiving the confessions. If the former, they may be guilty. If the latter, he is definitely guilty!
I’m agnostic. Being at a service where they have an 8 piece band play songs BEFORE the sermon, and 3 more songs afterwards…
Just ridiculous.
Christ, does a nap ever sound good. Who cares about future regerts!
Now that TikTok is back, I’m just going to do that until kickoff.
Take regertful naps on tickitytock?
And that’s how Hippo became a #napfluencer
Pre snowstorm chili. Although it’s 40 degrees, sunny, and I have the kitchen window open. You wouldn’t think we’re about to get 5+ inches tonight
-Wow 5 inches! Deanna Favre
That’s a quality chili pot.
It’s a lodge enameled Dutch oven. It’s my to to for soup and chili. Gonna make onion soup in it tomorrow
We have the same one. Same coloUr too!
WANT!
Breaking: my tolerance for socializin’. Will bail to a NFL transmittin’ screen in 1:10.
Ready for some fitbaw, i got Ramit and Ratbirds but that’s just like my opinion man.
I’m all behind LAMAR now.
Don’t get too close he might have to go #2.
#FlannelForward
Hit a big one (for me) last night. The time between Kalif Raymond’s catch that won it for me and the subsequent play felt like an eternity. Just waiting for a penalty flag, a challenge flag, a meteor, SOMETHING to take it away before the 2nd down snap. Then, gloriously being able to reveal my madness and its result to my family was wonderful. It all goes in the vacation fund. Goddamn I love NFL Football.
Dats huge.
Am I correct in estimating that it paid off in the thousands of dollars territory?
Oh wait, looks more like hundreds. Nice.
Nah. One plane ticket to Florida territory, maybe?🤓
Big thumbs up for the faith in Dyami!
Love him! He seems to be the WR2 Detroit wishes Jameson Williams would be. Did you see that guy jogging back to the line of scrimmage with the clock bleeding down last night?! That team has to be finished with him.
Have you considered reinvesting your winnings in Trump coin?
Nice hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8kMylemvw&pp=ygUWaG90IHNob3RzIGRyaW5rcyBvbiBtZQ%3D%3D
https://youtu.be/uMyCa35_mOg?si=aZ9BRGuAshT7vKo0
Granted, we’ve still got a few weeks but in preparation for season 11, the Sunday Gravy test kitchen is officially open as a motherfucker.
My ass was multi-tasking like an insane person yesterday.
And I’m cooking again today!
Smoked Salmon?
Smoked Salmon from your favorite place in Altadena that is closed?
In my worthless opinion, Traci Lords doesn’t get enough credit for going through what she did at her age and coming out the other side a pretty cool and funny human.
True.
I never want my name to be known for anything.
And that’s why I registered patents.
Oh please. You’ll have an easier time finding my name on the sex registry.
Something tells me the Ipswiches WON’T be gettin’ the bitches today.
I still have squares if anyone here wants in again
The Owl feels so far away!
I’m in.
Squares, you say? Are they hip?
Like for the score after each quarter?
I’m in.
Yup
Just grabbed 3
Donated
Say what you will about Traci Lords’ actressin’, but you can’t deny that she makes some pretty decent music to accompany a fight scene in a video game adaptation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRX_ZMn6LBw
Folks starting to gather. While I wonder if Saquon and Tractorcito will go full Achilles againt Rams & BUF.Oh the Humanities!
United and Tottenham getting beat. Delish.
I’m just going to appreciate Yaphet Kotto on my own then.
He’s been dead for four years, you have some info about that?
Condition remains the same
Loved that guy on the left who played the dumb cop: “Sir, that must mean he has your identification!”
And here I thought it was just me.
Woof, what a game last night. Mood this AM, after meeting my game watching and drankin goals yesterday
https://youtu.be/Uai7M4RpoLU?si=TEf0FLsGXgK-2W6H
Regardless, I’m ready for some fitbaw. I got Philly and BAL.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen that movie
Why not? After all, from what I hear you can’t even buy an egg with $25 nowadays
Charge your phone!
It’s plugged in as we speak, although that 18% battery does last for hours as long as I’m not playing Pokemon GO
Rolling with an identical bet, but with lower stakes.
I have no idea what I find this so funny.
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1880983731965661635/photo/1
At any rate, you can’t fault that whispering gorilla’s taste.
Hippo is running around the clubhouse with a blue bandana around his wing Wang.
Not until the final whistle. He’s been down this path before.
yeah, my asshole was quite puckered after Richy’s goal
/in a restaurant that’s being held up
Traci: [extends purse awkwardly] “Here, take my money.”
Bad Guy: “I don’t want your money, I want your life.” [raises gun]
Traci: “That’s not on the menu.” [fires gun that is inside purse]
It’s that kind of line delivery that made her the porn star she was.
At least in that one movie she did legally.
The 5 day work week can fuck off. I would gladly work longer on 4 to have the third day off. Or move to a Euro country where you work less than 30 hrs a week.
I’ve maintained four-ten work weeks are optimal since I was able to comprehend time.
I’ve heard that the workers in European countries make up for having basically two months a year off by actually working when they’re on the clock. What little experience I’ve had with European workers though is that they’re just like the rest of us, except for being sane about vacation.
I do know that I’ve know more than one person who made fun of that much vacation, and I would wonder what the fuck was wrong with these people?
I use all my PTO and am very confused by people who don’t. Hell, I had almost 2 years off and would still be doing that if it weren’t for the whole ‘money’ thing
Philly should roll.
Speaking of, I could go for some sushi…
Ooh, that’s an excellent idea
Most expressive pick
Oh no, the greasy Italian caricature boyfriend is going to cheat on Traci!
Why I’d never…
“The less blood on the pavement, the better I sleep!”
-Y.K., bringing it
Go Birds.
“You’ll find yourself filing fingerprints until your fingerprints fall off!”
-Yaphet Kotto, lowering the boom
Tracy had a habit of things falling off as I recall.
Like her real birthday, off her ID.