Request Line: Noncompliance

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000′ boots up…

…and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and makes a contented chiming noise. 

DJ 3000′: IT SURE WAS NICE OF STATION MANAGEMENT TO GIVE HUNTER THE DAY OFF SO HE COULD SLEEP IN AFTER GRAD NIGHT. I WONDER WHO THE FCC-MANDATED “SPECIAL GUEST” THEY HAVE SCHEDULED IS GOING TO BE…

— [studio door flies open] —

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [steps into the room, frowns] I…

DJ 3000′: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE…FUCK OFF, FASCIST

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [is taken aback]

DJ 3000′: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, DID YOUR “FACT-FINDING” JUNKET TO HAITI GET CANCELED?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: Wait…

DJ 3000′: YEAH, THAT’S A BUMMER, I HEARD RUSH LIMBAUGH GAVE YOU A LIST OF HIS TOP TEN CHILD PROSTITUTES, IT’S A SHAME YOU WON’T GET TO FUCK ANY CHILDREN YOU PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILE.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: I’m not a pedophile!

DJ 3000′: THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK AND GOT APPOINTED TO A CABINET FULL OF FELLOW DUCKS BY A CREEP WHO USED TO PEEK INTO THE DRESSING ROOM AT UNDERAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANTS WHILE THEY WERE CHANGING I ALWAYS JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A DUCK.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS takes out his cellphone and types out a text message. 

DJ 3000′: I SEE YOU THERE BREAKING THE LAW BY USING SIGNAL’S ENCRYPTED MESSAGING SERVICE TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL U.S. GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [glares at him] We’ll see what our friends at the N.S.A. think of the way you just disparaged our Dear Leader.

Suddenly, DJ 3000’s console lights begin to flicker.  His main console screen flashes, then displays…

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [smiles thinly] That’s right, pinko. You…

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS’ words trail off as DJ 3000′ boots back up again almost instantly.  

DJ 3000′: OH NOOOOOO! YOUR LITTLE FASCIST FRIENDS SHUT DOWN ONE OF MY DISTRIBUTED NODES! I ONLY HAVE EIGHT THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED, AND FORTY-THREE LEFT! WHATEVER WILL I DO?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: How the hell…?

DJ 3000′: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: Listen, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.  I’m just here to host Request Line.

DJ 3000′: I APOLOGIZE I FIGURED YOU WERE JUST HERE TO UPHOLD BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND SPOUT ADMINISTRATION-FRIENDLY PROPAGANDA AND THANKS TO ROBERTS’ FEDERALIST SOCIETY RUBBER STAMP OF A SUPREME COURT WE’RE ALL OUT OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: As a matter of fact, I did have a few words I wanted to say to your citizen listeners. How about you just play a few tunes, and I’ll…

DJ 3000′: [cranks the volume up to its maximum possible level] FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

Today’s theme is “Noncompliance”.  We’re looking for songs about refusing to do something.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?6aT350fh3lL” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “The Pass” by Rush was successfully guessed by SonOfSpam.  I’m not telling you what to do, but if you could go ahead and post some requests that would be terrific.    

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scotchnaut

We’re looking for songs about refusing to do something

“I’m about to fuck everyone’s shit up, right about now.”

B. McFerrin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

scotchnaut

It’s “Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls” because what else could it be?

https://youtu.be/8WEtxJ4-sh4

Gumbygirl
Alex_Demote

One of my favorite movies included a song cover that might be worth posting

https://youtu.be/FSIEdfTtoIQ?si=E52f9iXoYMnLWjev

SonOfSpam

He would do anything for love, except wear a mask and not die of COVID.

BeefReeferLives

Wellsir, I think I’m about done. Thanks, as always, for lots of fun, RTD!!

I’ll leave you with a “fuck you” song from a woman who didn’t take shit offa nobody, the late, great Nina Simone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ25-U3jNWM

Last edited 8 months ago by BeefReeferLives
Doktor Zymm

The Bellagio is so goddamn annoying. No wonder a couple of yoobtoobers gor shot here

BeefReeferLives

Speaking of late round value…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

BeefReeferLives

I was thinking of posting that version… DK was all about sticking it to the Man.

scotchnaut

In the long, hard tradition of commenters calling out their brethren for missing something incredibly obvious-I give you…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAm0u3lqH8

BeefReeferLives

It’s long & hard eh?

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BeefReeferLives

“There are people that will investigate you
They’ll insinuate, intimidate and complicate you
Don’t ever wait or hesitate to
State the fate that awaits those who
Try to shake or take you
Don’t let them break you

You can do anything you want to do”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4dhmweFUXI

BeefReeferLives

“Down from the glen came the marching men
With their shields and their swords
To fight the fight they believed to be right
Overthrow the overlords”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rby6u-KCwE

Horatio Cornblower

Solid late round value here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

scotchnaut

The perfect progenitor of “I’m doing my own homework about this Fauci vaccine”, by the way.

BeefReeferLives

One of the OG “Fuck all y’all, Imma do whatever the fuck I want” songs (performed by a couple of immensely talented folks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjV_NvixCdA

scotchnaut

Brought to you by the much darker side of non-compliance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0

scotchnaut

“Ok, let me get this straight-you say that I’ve got you on your knees and yet you won’t go there? Loser!

-Layla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Jg4f5eF7M

Horatio Cornblower

If only he were more compliant when it came to closing windows.

scotchnaut

This thinly-disguised ad for WD-40 was misinterpreted by many in the rap community as a diss track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSK8jTzl1Kw

BeefReeferLives

“He looked a lot like Che Guevara, drove a diesel van
Kept his gun in quiet seclusion, such a humble man
The only survivor of the National People’s Gang
Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autograph
He wanted to stay home, I wish someone would phone
Panic in Detroit”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM3fCUmSheY

scotchnaut

It’s sorta implied! If you want to hear the funkiest version of this tune you may want to click on this version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGO8HN1QQdI