Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af.
Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN)
Fun Moneyline upset pick #2. Because why not? Chanticleers is the best nickname in sportsball, and it ain’t even close.
LSU (+4.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC)
The Humbling of Brian Kelly, episode 4,582. Or he finally breaks through and does something. Other than kill a student manager, that is.
California (+1.5) at Oregon State (10:30, ESPN)
Jaysus, we better hope the Death Valley Showdown stays close. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccce Beaver to rise above the Golden Shower Bears. Ah feel so dirty…
Team Secular Big Love (-5.5) at Westwood Klavern (11:00, Fox)
Not a typo, national Fox game kicking off at 11 EST. Will the vast coaching disparity matter MOAR in a Week 1 context? Vegas sure thinks so.
Colorado State (+21.5) at Washington (11:00, BTN)
Classic Late Night with the Big Ten Network matchup. Who knows, some years JV RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! can be frisky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_dlxo2auCI
How are televangelists still a thing? The megachurches are designed specifically to convey a sense of scale and awe. That’s why they have live musicians; it’s not a worship service, it’s a concert/borderline rave. Overwhelm the senses to make it an event you can’t miss. Then, once you’re wowed by the sparkly, flashing, rhythmic lure, you get suckered into hearing why gay people want to invade Israel with Hillary’s emails while Joe Biden goes to DC-area pizza shops to steal elections or whatever.
This stuff just bugs me.
So I finally left. It was a fun night being part of stories I clearly wasn’t part of. People were buying restaurant priced bottles of Grey Goose and doing shots while playing Sabbath and Maiden on their phones out loud. It was an urban bush party for 57 year-olds.
Canadians know what’s what.
/sitting in the back row
//quietly sipping my Dr Pepper Zero Cherry
Lol at Texas, too
Excellent Cool Hand Luke impression there by Tommy Paul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5A_nRKK7Mk
Napoli won
The Dr. Pepper Fansville ad taking a thinly, (like Karen Carpenter thin) shot at Shedur Sanders makes me (almost) want to drink their shitty cherry-flavored sugared up soda.*
*Mexican coke or GTFO.
Karen Carpenter, Cheerleading Coach is a skit series I would like to see
Holy shit, this is awful.
It HAS to be done.
Dr Pepper is prune flavored
Prune and WD 40.
I think I told you guys this before, but it deserves repeating. My Dad drove Karen Carpenter in his cab once. Remarked that she had a filthy mouth. So she would fit right in at the Clubhouse here… And I agree as our cheerleaders coach.
Yeah, I’m sure she’d be a big fan of Sunday Gravy.
Here, hold my coat while I go to Hell.
KAREN CARPENTER: [curses a blue streak]
PAPA 2PACK: Sheesh! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
KAREN CARPENTER: Well I sure as fuck don’t use it for eating.
I hope he thanked her for being so easy on his cab’s shocks!
this AZ/HI tilt must be tearing Blax in half…
The Corso stuff? Hippo feels NOTHING. I mean, square root of fuckall. I wish him no ill, I just give no fucks.
He should’ve walked away years ago. There’s no credit given here for hanging on way past your prime. This isn’t the Democrats.
He’s been loathed by WVU for decades, anyhow.
Just like the Humanities, basic hygiene, and genetics!!
(Sorry WCS, but WVU’s President is a real douche)
*former, and two-time President E. Gordan Gee
**Gee is what syphilis looks like when it wished to become an old man
The “former” makes me hopeful for West By God Virginia, the “two time” makes me reach for a large can of kerosene and several matches.
tuff butt FARE
He is a very nice man. We used to run into him frequently when we lived in Florida- we went to the same restaurants, and the same grocery store. He always stopped to bullshit with Gumby about football.