INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up…
…to an empty studio. As we watch, DJ 3000”s console flashes the text "TCP-IP connection request sent..." shortly followed by "TCP-IP connection secured...receiving data..." before cutting to display an Instragram livestream of a high school multi-use gymnasium, fully decked out for PROM NIGHT!
As we watch, HUNTER RENFROW steps into frame…
…accompanied by none other than Angie Martinez.
ANGIE MARTINEZ: Your friend sent me the video of what happened.
HUNTER RENFROW: I hope he showed you the real video and didn’t try to enhance things to make me look cooler.
ANGIE: He did – he actually added CGI of you doing a backflip when you threw your punch…
HUNTER: …welp, there goes another species of beetle…
ANGIE: …but I got the point. I told Richie never to speak to me again.
HUNTER: [looks around] Did he leave? Where did he go?
ANGIE: He said something about getting his “coronation” set up. Don’t know, don’t care. But I appreciate you sticking up for me.
HUNTER: [touches his eye gingerly] Next time someone gives me a free first shot I’ll remember to pack some brass knuckles. Or a roll of quarters, at least. I’m sorry you got stuck with such a dirtbag for a date. You know I’d like to have been the one who asked you.
ANGIE: [bats eyelashes] Oh, Hunter…you know it’s not about who takes you to the prom…[adopts a sultry tone]…it’s about who brings you home.
HUNTER RENFROW does a double take.
HUNTER: Ah jeez, Angie, you know I came here with Rachel and…
ANGIE: It’s no problem…[raises her voice]…Rachel, can you guys give me a lift home?
RACHEL DUNBARTON steps into frame.
RACHEL DUNBARTON: Sure thing!
HUNTER RENFROW does another double take.
HUNTER: But I thought you two…
RACHEL: What? You thought we were enemies?
ANGIE: Over you?
RACHEL DUNBARTON and ANGIE MARTINEZ collapse into laughter so complete that RACHEL DUNBARTON almost falls down and one of ANGIE MARTINEZ’s shoes falls off.
ANGIE: Oh, Hunter, you watch too many movies!
RACHEL: And read too many comic books.
ANGIE: [smiles sweetly] You really don’t know the first thing about women, do you?
HUNTER: [stammers] I…
RACHEL: The stereotypes did get one thing right about us, though.
ANGIE: We like to get dressed up and go out dancing.
HUNTER: [smiles] Well that’s at least something I can help out with.
HUNTER RENFROW takes out his cellphone which is encased in a Star Trek type protective case.
HUNTER: DJ 3000′, I’m gonna need you to beam me up some prom music.
DJ 3000′: HUNTER, YOU ARE IN DANGER.
HUNTER: It’s cool, we worked it out.
DJ 3000′: NO, IT’S NOT ABOUT YOUR LOVE TRIANGLE. SOMEONE HAS BEEN MURDE…
HUNTER: [interrupts him] Not now, dude, the ladies want to dance!
DJ 3000′: BUT…
HUNTER: I’m gonna need you to play some songs about proms, or that were featured in movie scenes of high school dances, or that people use as themes for their proms. Got it?
DJ 3000′: YES, BUT…
HUNTER: Would one of you ladies like to do the honor and get us started?
RACHEL: [raises hand] How about one from a classic tale of a guy who took his relationship way too seriously? DJ 3000′, cue up a little E.G. Daily for us, if you would be so kind.
— [later in the evening, and quite a few songs later] —
CUT TO: RICHIE INCOGNITO standing backstage, a crown perched on his head. We hear someone speaking into a microphone offscreen, but it’s hard to make out the words. As Richie takes a deep breath and prepares to step out onstage, there is movement behind him, and the shadow of a FIRE AXE appears on his shoulders as someone approaches ominously from behind…
…TO BE CONTINUED ON THE FOLLOWING SEASON OF REQUEST LINE!
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Today’s theme is “Prom Night”. We’re looking for songs about proms, and songs that are used as themes for proms, and songs that appeared prominently in high school dance scenes in movies. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=♡j4L3n_(aRt3R♡ and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Sugar We’re Goin’ Down Swinging” by Fallout Boy was solved by SonOfSpam, whose goggles do nothing. Thanks to everyone who participated in yet another spectacular offseason of Request Line and special thanks to Jimbo who got this whole series rolling with his suggestion of “prom” (I didn’t keep track of the details but his name is in my notes, so he gets the credit!). Let’s make this a night to remember!







Well, YouTube tried. And are totally failing.
(reposting due to approval purgatory)
Last one from me. Thanks for a great run of Request Line, RTD!! These make the doldrums of the off season a lot more fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eh0SGjVl0
Last one from me. Thanks for a great run of Request Line, RTD!! These make the doldrums of the off season a lot more fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eh0SGjVl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhJhGEui4U
If I am recalling this correctly, this was the theme of my mother’s prom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM&list=RDZEcqHA7dbwM&start_radio=1
Theme of many a prom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
I thought it was “just don’t get pregnant”
I think that’s the theme of every prom.
I think this was the theme of one of my proms. Not really sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TtwR2Dbjg
It was the mid-80’s though, so pretty good chance.
Catholic School Girls:
youtube.com/watch?v=fv4nYj99UuU
I just put on Robocop in the background. I do not believe I have ever seen the Robocops.
It is set in 2028, is what I can tell from the preview.
Oh crap. This is a 2014 remake that did not get good reviews.
Fucking the library.
At least they got original Crocodile Dundee. Another franchise I never saw. So I will play that in the background.
I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before.
It wasn’t that bad; it’s only damned due to being compared to the original.
The original was almost a self-parody. The remake was played straight.
OK, I Blair Witch’d the previous one but good, (glares at Beef Reefer), but this appears to be as good as Blair Walsh could hope for.
From the prom in ‘Valley Girl’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2X2_ts5Kw&list=RDNZ2X2_ts5Kw&start_radio=1
Homecoming, Prom, what’s the difference? Besides the weather, I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwqg
Interesting that your comment was pretty much the same as well….
Great minds & all that, I suppose.
Good riddance Joker.
More importantly, great season of Request Line even though I’m very upset at the cliff hanger.
It was like the writer’s for Heathers was at our prom: https://youtu.be/dn2z19QnEfQ?si=W5WPCSia5e8AQeqO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnPMoAb4y8U&list=RDUnPMoAb4y8U&start_radio=1
(played during p.i.p. prom scene, iirc)
This film was one of the inspirations for this series (Angie’s line about “who takes you home” was cribbed directly from it):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx2sxD7so8
Jamie Lee really did get chased around by her share of would-be axe murderers, didn’t she?
Yeah, why ax murderers? Would be rapist, that would make a lot more sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8&list=RDe5MAg_yWsq8&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkHLLgqFyKU
https://youtu.be/AE2bY2gOBhk?si=RuZUAFEQKvyGuk2R
OH Love Spit Love was supposed to lead us to Richard Butler’s OTHER band.
Here’s the puzzle song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuWmsg-ihLg&list=RDRuWmsg-ihLg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUfcHJldHR5IGluIHBpbmsgcHN5Y2hlZGVsaWMgZnVyc6AHAQ%3D%3D
THIS REQUEST BY SONOFSPAM I CALL IT A STEAK ORDERED BY A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE IT IS WELL DONE!
Puzzle clue! The reference is to the band Love Spit Love…but that specific band did not record the puzzle answer.
Light bulb just appeared
https://youtu.be/hnpILIIo9ek?si=rXFEaxH_5Kwug_NH
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v63ccRzlppg&list=RDv63ccRzlppg&start_radio=1
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YZCm4iy8k6o&si=gpKojMZmrBLuRmbm
Anyone else remember this movie?
“Enjoy your conformity festival, conformists.” – Derek Carr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293h41Bd-Do
I know that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1dYMD0BlGQ&pp=ygUWZmFzdCB0aW1lcyB3b29seSBidWxseQ%3D%3D
Sorry, that video sucks. Here’s the original song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5cXss5cPg&list=RDPv5cXss5cPg&start_radio=1&pp=ygULd29vbHkgYnVsbHmgBwE%3D
Watch it now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&list=RDAR8D2yqgQ1U&start_radio=1
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa7myYXm8k&list=RDysa7myYXm8k&start_radio=1
Triple shot!!
(the movie that had both the above songs played during the high school dance scene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOuTSBAWWA&list=RDyoOuTSBAWWA&start_radio=1
Japanese Breakfast – Boyish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3bjPGUDl1k
I don’t know about prom, but I feel like this was at a lot of dances growing up
Two princes – spin doctors
https://youtu.be/wsdy_rct6uo?si=vQ7mELMiJdU2Czu4
Also, it was used very recently in the prom episode of season 2 of twisted metal.
Yes. Twisted metal got a season 2, and yes they had a prom episode.
And you know what? It was awesome!
https://youtu.be/_blwChRsVnw?si=KqviNsBtWejB0Zpx
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGMxl_p5tk&list=RDOFGMxl_p5tk&start_radio=1
Ha ha ha, no. You got the Jalen Carter reference right though, so you’re on the right track.
/snickers
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlHO3KoNP2k&list=RDJlHO3KoNP2k&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklUAoZ6KxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98sHgkExPo
This had to be someone’s prom song in 1988.
Ok, so I think this is the puzzle song, used in The Craft?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkBN9-KVuP0&list=RDEkBN9-KVuP0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUObG92ZSBzcGl0IGxvdmWgBwE%3D
or Am I Wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWie7cssfwM&list=RDzWie7cssfwM&start_radio=1&pp=ygUObG92ZSBzcGl0IGxvdmWgBwE%3D
Either way, the puzzle clue was (chef’s kiss)
You’re halfway there – it’s a tricky one.
I had to dig out yearbooks. Junior prom theme
https://youtu.be/fR4HjTH_fTM?si=_F5Of4CFYJC1Zt30
Senior theme
https://youtu.be/HjylD7esXDo?si=FhCOEey7y4Kt4FZ7
I went to the winter formal with Gumby, the yearbook just called it the Christmas dance, don’t know what the actual theme was. We were drunk, I nearly plowed into the principal on my way to the bathroom, and Gumby and I almost knocked the giant Christmas tree over dancing. We were fighting during prom season, so I went with a really cute boy named Mike, who looked exactly like Randall Pink in Dazed and Confused. Gumby went witb a girl named Cindy, who was verrrrry hairy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BoUzzFXuVU&list=RD2BoUzzFXuVU&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_QuMkOdCI
2001 Senior Prom song (I think). Princess and I went together, our first real “event” together. Her mom still has a prom picture up, always has. She told about a year ago she always hoped her daughter and I would get and stay together. Ain’t that some shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJcTNKQ_i4
A few years prior, I’d always try to get the DJ to play this at a middle school dance.
This was our prom theme song, it and Stairway to heaven were the most popular ones 75-77 at least.
https://youtu.be/p6xMOTjLIaY?si=AjgPepa6-bynkL0W
Nights in White Satin? That’s awesome, that reminds me of how someone started a write-in campaign for our voting to get our theme as “The End of the Innocence”.
“someone”
“Took a big chance at the High School dance…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk&list=RD4B_UYYPb-Gk&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MDoQyedR6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAnjP-X9Bg
Carrie – Katie Irving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxrgb3KqG7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRvDo8rUoQ&list=RDYHRvDo8rUoQ&start_radio=1
A napoleon dynamite reference that doesn’t involve a mom joke? I’ll take it
https://youtu.be/dH8VEaGiG5Y?si=zW7KW5q-DL0WL-Hp
Your mom posts Alphaville videos.
This is an actual screenshot of a conversation with a friend of mine who shoehorns mom jokes into everything
Good lad
From the prom scene in Back to the Future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcGi4-n_Yw&list=RDVJcGi4-n_Yw&start_radio=1
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8muSkr1uJ00&list=RD8muSkr1uJ00&start_radio=1
(scrolling) “Come on, come on, come on, DAMMIT!”
Not the prom, but this was the theme of either my 8th or 9th grade dance. Slow dancing in a sweaty three minute clinch, trying to avoid the boner, lol!
https://youtu.be/cWkXmx-0phc?si=6QXRyT3fPKjKkhfr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltrMfT4Qz5Y&list=RDltrMfT4Qz5Y&start_radio=1
“Glad to see that someone around here has some taste!” – Rex Ryan
My junior prom theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iD0Wo5J9Y
My senior prom theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU
Homecoming, prom, six of one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gU_0Vi9o54
Other dances than prom are totally fair game. Especially considering that it’s September.
AH FUCK!!!
lol
This is it, folks, this was ACTUALLY the (off)season finale, with the appropriate cliffhanger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rabOesxFhhw
“But Richie’s not okay, right?” – Jonathan Martin
Request Line makes the offseason ennui a bit more bearable, RTD.
Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAMYGzwUTK4