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There’s a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren’t that compelling. Panthers favored over Dallas? Can Indy keep it going? I think the Pats might be for real? Can the Ravens turn the tide?

To The Games!

Cards/Colts:

Is Harrison finally finding his groove? During the last two weeks he’s had 7 explosive plays, more than doubling his total of two beforehand. The Colts ability to rush the ball will be tested as the Cards are surprisingly #1 in the league at defending designed run plays.

Chargers/Fins:

One more bad loss and McDaniel looks to be dead in the water. How likely is the L? The Chargers are 3-2 and the Miami coach is 3-14 vs teams with a winning record. Yikes!

Pats/Saints:

Olave has had only one game where he hasn’t been targeted less than 10 times-the problem is that with a qb like play-it-safe Rattler it hasn’t translated to more than a 59 yard outing. Does rook rb Henderson finally get the lion’s share of the carries? His buddy Stevenson has lost a fumble in three straight tilts.

Browns/Steelers:

That voodoo that he do has Pitt at 3-1 despite having a -2 point differential. Luckily the rest of the division are like deck chairs on the Titanic. The Steelers have won every single regular season game at Acrisure Stadium since 2004. Gabriel was cromulent in the way that rookie QB’s are in his first start last week. He was helped greatly by Judkins’ running-he looks like the real thing.

Cowboys/Panthers:

Dowdle was rightly full of himself (after running 200+ yards) last week, informing Dallas that they’d better “buckle up”. That run D that Jerrah sought to fix with the acquisition of Clark? It’s giving up 4.4 ypc. The Cowboys are unique in that to date they are scoring/giving up 30+ points on average. No pressure on Dak at all to keep the points flowing.

Seahawks/Jags:

I’d normally just throw Jax into the “weakest 4-1 team” slot but, hold on. First-time DC Campanile has improved the D in virtually every single category so last year’s book has to be thrown out. By the time opponents adjust the Jags will be fine in the division. Perhaps this will lead to Girlfriend playing more relaxed or is he just what he is?

Rams/Ravens:

Baltimore has allowed the most points over this five game stretch than at any other time in their history. They sure do need to slow the pace of games by, I don’t know, running the ball? The Ravens are 10-1 when King Henry runs for 90+ yards dontchaknow. Stafford will pass Marino for 9th in passing (he needs but 50) and he leads the league in air yards per attempt.

Do your thing.

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BeefReeferLives

Boswell has every right to be pissed. As usual, the playing field in Pittsburgh resembles a cow pasture & cost him that kick.

WCS

Stillers defense hasn’t forced a turnover, has seven penalties for I don’t know how many yards, and are losing the time of possession.

23-9 Stillers at the Two Minute Warning

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Gumbygirl

Oof, puffy helmet can’t protect the neck.

WCS
BeefReeferLives

Neither could the Utah Valley University security.

ArmedandHammered

Dallas radio will be delicious tomorrow, plus a Stephen A. will explode on air.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I’d actually tune in, if that would be aired

Unsurprised

LOLboys. Go kitties.

Mr. Ayo

KEEP POUNDING!

No, not you Jerrah.

BaldingSpiritually

BOOYAH!

Unsurprised

Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh.
Shit.

WCS

Lucky ass Chargers.

Unsurprised

Come on, Fins. There’s five seconds. It’s still good … It’s still good …

Unsurprised

LOLfins find a way.

Gatoraids

ah refreshing to know that we are still us

ArmedandHammered

I must have time line hopped again to the completely random timeliness. These scores make no sense to me Monty..

Unsurprised

Optimized Chargering

Gatoraids

ruh roh too soon and now coming the Dickering

Wakezilla

No Diddy

Redshirt

Come on, Gabriel. I need some garbage points.

Redshirt

Okay… new plan. Come on, Steelers. Run up the score.

WCS

LA is going to need more khakis for Other Harbaugh after today.

litre_cola

Oh Spanoi.

Redshirt

Referee: “Number 44 was in the vicinity of the pass.”

Who gave #44 a jetpack?!

BugEyedBoo

Vicinity == zip code.

WCS

Time zone

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Planet

BugEyedBoo

That was some 20th Century hitting in this Steelers game.

Wakezilla

How the hell are the Dolphins in a position to win this game? They had minus yards in the third quarter

Col. Duke LaCross

Weapons-grade Chargering going on.

ArmedandHammered

I wonder which team returns to their natural state first?

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Could still be both, it’s tied now, I think

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I take that back. Tackling is hard for the fins

Gatoraids

Tesla Grade Charging

WCS

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46573305/glenn-defends-justin-fields-jets-10-net-pass-yards

Leave it to the J-E-S-T to pick the wrong coordinator from the Fuck Loins.

Fields with negative ten passing yards.

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Unsurprised

How are the Cards in this?

That Diggs catch was great. Fucking lawyerball.

Unsurprised

I still don’t get how.

fleshwound_NPG

jonathan taylor did not read the intro

fleshwound_NPG

you cant go back to kyler after this

litre_cola

They can and will. Although I await Blax’s AZ sports radio report.

Unsurprised

Which QB is whiter?

Wakezilla

The Kyler experiment should have died at least 2 years ago

Mr. Ayo

Bidwell’s sexuality aside, he’s still the better QB.

Redshirt

Its amazing what happens when you have an average QB who can see above the line.

Unsurprised

The Ravens are an embarrassment

Unsurprised

I’m eager to see fozz report in

WCS

That “report” will be another bridge collapsing in the Chesapeake.

Gatoraids

or the report of a rifle

ArmedandHammered

What sound do empty bourbon ban bottles traveling at hyper velocities make when they hit the ground?

WCS

We may find out soon…

ArmedandHammered

You will probably have to wait until the rage subsides. Probably a huge red Italian Hulk right now.

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Redshirt

Good, Pickens and Metcalf has both scored TDs. Thus concludes my investment in Pittsburgh Steelers football.

Wakezilla

For two weeks in a row, a running back has a career-best day rushing against the Olphins’ efense.

No D should be added until Miami grows a d

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Redshirt

Pittsburgh is picking on Cleveland’s #7 more than I’ve even been pick on in Junior High.

WCS

Odds they give him a Swirlie at the end of the game?

WCS

Qaron to Metcalf for the Stillers touchdown.
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Gumbygirl

Nice!

Mr. Ayo

I’m happy for DK and absolutely nobody else on that shit ass team.

Redshirt

I just woke up from a disturbing nightmare. The United States of America was slowly turning into a dystopian nightmare, Late Night talk show hosts were turning into dust like the end of Avengers: Infinity War, and if that wasn’t the worst of it, Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Good thing none of that would ever happen in real life, right?

Unsurprised

The United States of America was slowly turning into a dystopian nightmare,

Slowly as in, “Since 1973 …”

JFC

Late Night talk show hosts were turning into dust like the end of Avengers: Infinity War

God willing. Dead genre filled with unlikeable scum.

WCS

The Stillers are showing a semblance of a running game, and I have a chubby. Correlation?

Wakezilla

I know apathy has kicked in, but the fans need to change sell the team for a minute. This is awful.

Unsurprised

This could be about half the NFL