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That’s Flacco’s best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that’s compelling but if you’re a fan of buffoonery the Shield has got you covered.

To The Games!

Titans/Raiders:

Rikki/Don T. Vacuums/Cigars. Bamboo/Paper Towels. This fixture has everything. Ten games have been played between the two of them and only two W’s to show for it. Ward came through in the 4th quarter last week and may be able to build on that if only he can get consistent protection. Vegas allows 222 yards passing on average, just be aware of Maxx. On offense Vegas can move the ball but they bog down in the red zone-at 35% they are the 2nd-least efficient scoring team in the league.

Bengals/Packers:

Immobile Joe meet Micah. The former arrived Tuesday and a playbook was thrown in his lap with the instruction, “Read it!” Luckily, he’s so old he knows what the word ‘read’ means. It’s just like Cincy to trade for a guy with a lower QBR score than the guy he’s replacing. I guess that’s why Green Bay is favored by 14.5 in their cozy environs.

Niners/Bucs:

Ya think this might be a close one? San Franny hasn’t won or lost a game by more than 5 points this year. Tampa is about the same but their number is 6. Though the Bucs are stout vs the run they can be had through the air especially by way of the RB. They’re 3rd-worst and McCaffrey should capitalize.

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