Here’s what I know is up with sports right now.
Submissions are here and below are your Week 6 Quotables results.
Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling.
Me: That’s a job for professionals.
So, we paint the ceiling.
Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right.
Me: Expect to never hear the end of this.
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Wife:
– BeefReeferLives
/watching baseball in the first time in forever
So cool that everyone covers their mouths when talking to the pitcher because the assumption is that everyone cheats all the time.
Apparently nard care is a pretty big deal here.
Oh, so that’s what that guy meant when he said he “went to the Himalayas to get Special Treatment for my nards”? I owe him an sincere and profound apology when he gets out of Prison.
My brother just had one pulled.
I’m all man though.
Credit should deffo go to JJ Fozz for the:
Wife: We’re going to paint the ceiling.
Me: That’s a job for professionals.
So, we paint the ceiling.
Wife: This ceiling looks terrible. I’m calling a professional painter. You were right.
Me: Expect to never hear the end of this.
That shit is hilarious. I just added the bit at the end…
That just gave it the Chef’s Kiss, though…
Three weeks in a row?
I found some old Rex Ryan KSK blog posts I had saved in 2013 on an old hard drive I was digging through in a futile attempt to find something that I know doesn’t have a backup.
Anyway, the easiest way seems to be to just share them how they’re still saved with folders of saved links. Also, it’s an interesting way to get links to maybe find other stuff people saved on the Internet Archive. It’s a zip file.
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ttps://mega.nz/file/c4JT2b4Y#hfe3GPvvd4nUbmVQfouASid3M2DEI5ZRGxMZRItZ7u4
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ttps://web.archive.org/web/20110123191723/http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/01/the-jets-stumble-upon-a-saboteur.html
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ttps://web.archive.org/web/20110204175039/http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/01/peter-king-will-fetch-you-cookies-and-gatorade.html
I keep reading that as Peter King will felch your cookies and gatorade
Speaking of Ufford, I remember when he got in trouble and had to publicly apologize for ogling Alison Stokke because I was driving by the Nike World Headquarters and I remembered that she was, at least for a time, working for Nike.
Meanwhile, Xmas Ape got unjustly slandered on the shitty media men list and Drew doubled down on being morally and politically superior to the ape like the douchebag weasel Drew he always was. Ape should have just joined the MAGA media circus. There’s more integrity in that gang of criminals and medically certified morons.
Apparently, she married Ricky Fowler?!?
Also, exactly what constitutes “ogling” and why did he have to apologize? I don’t remember that shit.
Keep in mind, though, that I’m old and I really don’t retain shit I don’t care about.