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Look — your below Quotables submissions are coming in late with a Wednesday arrival. Do people even remember what happened Week 7 at this point? I mean, once you drop Mike Evans from you keeper team, hasn’t the average viewer already gotten tired of watching his lie ded on the field when we’re trying to play a game over here? “Flush the turd,” as some would say.
Nonetheless, I think I got the [good ones of] you some data images to play with. Catch you all back Friday for results.
[…] this link are the Week 7 Quotables submissions. I intended to fill the remaining space with a half-assed Arizona Cardinals bye-week post here. But […]
This dude is gonna blow like a 0.00000001 after ‘pounding’ those beers.
Last time I saw orange people this happy, they were singing about how fat Augustus Gloop was.
This is karmic payback for making Johnny Manziel a thing.
“Guys, the new touchdown celebrations are great and all, but you have to get the ball in the end zone first.”
“GodDAMNit!! I’m used to losing, but now I’ll have to go shake that smarmy bastard’s hand while he’s got that little smirk on his face. FUCK!!!”
THIS BRAXTON BERRIOS I CALL HIM LOCA THE PUG, ‘CUZ HE CAN’T FECKIN’ RUN
/for reference, from simpler times on the interwebs . . .
https://youtu.be/x2RJN9a_jdM?si=sMAW90N3lSrCDtXW
Woody Johnson too cheap even to provide a proper dumpster
“J-E-T-S, that spells smrt.”
-Lennie Chrebet
Man, white people can’t run.
“Sir, this is an Arby’s parking lot.”
“Even losing like this, I’ll probably still be coaching this team next week. Dammit!”
I actually wonder if he is tanking to get fired and retire on his buyout?
My fantasy teams, personified
After review, touchdown Seahawks
-NFL refs
/still bitter
Good start, now where’s the table?
-Bill’s Mafia
Back Injury, probable to return
-Miami’s upstairs medical team’s diagnosis
Also not featured in picture: His Cybertruck
What do you think started the fire?
He’s an Eagles fan, fire making is beyond his capabilities.
That would be embarrassing if the Houston Texans actually existed
Side effects from BoNix include taunting, excessive jubilation from beating a shit team, and in some cases, erections lasting longer than 15 seconds
Also dry mouth
“Fuck I knew this hat was bad luck!”
Well, what do you expect is going to happen when the punt return call is “RG3@FedEx Field”?
🎼🎶 Oh, the clavicle’s connected to the….nothing anymore 🎶
he’s got that Bluetooth clavicle
If that’s actually Wayne Chrebet, this might be best possible scenario for a retired Jets lifer
Father Time wins.
Fatality!
THIS CROWD, I CALL IT SCRAMBLED TRUMP PORN BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF BLURRY ORANGE ON MY SCREEN AND I DON’T LIKE IT
Little late with the Charlie Kirk tribute, dontchathink?
“My Njigba!”
–The Ghost of Jerry Richardson, still not getting it
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