2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

The people in my office are respective Bills and Lions fans. They both seem to be happy about how their season is going. So that’s good. I wonder what it must be like a manage a dude who, for example, is just all into the Miami Dolphins? Cubicle all decked out in teal and orange. Signed authentic* Dan Marino jersey. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective mug. Dude comes in on Friday like, “I don’t what McDaniels is thinking man…” Shouldn’t that be grounds enough for firing? Like coming in sniffing a bunch and rubbing your gums.

Like, bitch, if you’re just gonna worry about a bad football team then you’re better off in the bread line.

Anyways, your Week 8 Quotables results are below.

* not authentic at all


“Finally, an unscary Rattler.” – SonOfSpam

““Ref. REF! I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”” – LemonJello

“& once again, CUE THE YAKKITY SAX!!!” – BeefReeferLives

“Should I take accountability for this? No, it’s the children, I mean, the defense who are wrong.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“LLLLEEEERRRRROOOOOOOYYYYY JJJEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSS.” – WCS

“Lady: ‘They should put McCarthy in.’  Brosmer: ‘They should put you in.’ Coach : ‘Carson’s fine’.  Carson:         
– Game Time Decision

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Mr. Ayo

Who has two thumbs, drank all day, and is passing out until game 6, that’s right it’s

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Happy Halloween, gang! I’m happy to report from the other side of the International Date Line that this is NOT the year that the dead rise and feast upon the living in an orgy of brains and biting and scratching and the hurting and shoving. 

SonOfSpam

Appreciate the Frinkian post!

Also, that’s too bad. We could use a reset.

Mr. Ayo

My CFL championship package arrives next Tuesday and requires a signature. WTF?

SonOfSpam

You want your gently-used Fleshlight to be susceptible to porch pirates? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

WCS

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Merry Halloween

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

woooooooooooooo
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