We’re Off To Berlin!

This has the possibility of being a good game and there are plenty of fantasy-relevant fellas playing so who knows? Maybe it might be worthwhile getting up early for.

A reminder that the teams on bye are Cincy, (badly needed) Dallas, (badly needed) Tennessee (badly needed) and Kansas City. (I’m sensing a theme)

A historical footnote for you: this fixture is being played in Berlin Olympic Stadium where Jesse James was shot by the coward Robert Ford. In front of Hitler, no less!

To The Game!

Falcons/Colts:

-So which ATL team shows up? The one that hung 34 points on the Commies or the one that scored 10 points on Miami and none vs the Panteros? Like a four year-old with an automatic weapon, there will be absolute bloody mayhem if they figure things out, if they ever do.

-This does look like a bounceback game for Indy if they can avoid another six turnover game. Jones reverted back to his old Giants self-which everyone was waiting for-but that game was an anomaly. Lost in that loss is the fact that the Steelers needed every one of those turnovers badly because Indy was marching up and down the field.

-Atlanta has lost three straight and during that time Bijan hasn’t rushed for more than 40 yards and is without a TD. It’s all well and good for your fantasy team that Drake London goes off for three scores and 100+ yards but that’s not a winning formula for the Falcons.

-Not helping things is that they may be without both starting guards today.

-Hey, it’s Sauce’s debut today! Do you think he tried the Currywurst with his fries? I’m guessing no. One common thing that I always see when teams go overseas is that, being the philistines that they are (every single one!) players always end up asking where the McDonalds is because their taste buds are as xenophobic as the typical American.

Please include your own currywurst recipe in the comments.

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Mr. Ayo

And the CLOTS cover! Booyah!

Gatoraids

Havent seen this much unearned belief in a Mooney since the Unification Church

SonOfSpam

Shouldn’t Zaire Franklin be named Democratic Republic Of The Congo Franklin?

litre_cola

Fires up internet on plane, immediately loses FF matchup to Don T. Thanks Taylor.

LemonJello

AI Abuelas is a gottdammed juggernaut!

Gumbygirl

Throw it to the Drake, you fucking ultramaroon!

Gumbygirl

Die Überstunden!

Gatoraids

thrilling overtime to block the 20 mins of lawn work i planned on doing today

Redshirt

My plan to wait until Sunday when the rain/sleet/ice/snow relay begins is working exactly as planned.

fleshwound_NPG

pretty bad when the people that should know the most about the rules is as confused as we are

fleshwound_NPG

lol he fucked up the coin toss

WHY WOULD YOU BET ON THIS

Redshirt

The poor BLEERGH disciple just messed up a ten second runoff.

Redshirt

The crowd is looking at the sideline to see the official hold up how much Extra Time is added for the end of the Half.

Redshirt

Too late! The Ref says “This ends the game.” Pack in up, everyone. No overtime, today!

LemonJello

Going to Added Time in Germany.

King Hippo

Yeah, that’s the Darnell Moody I’ve thrice cut this season.

Col. Duke LaCross

The Darnell Mooney Bears fans recognize.

King Hippo

Redshite/Pool Boys React Reasonably

Mr. Ayo

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Redshirt

QB’s Definition of Shotgun: 5-7 yards behind the center.
Center’s Definition of Shotgun: Somewhere in the vicinity of Austria.

King Hippo

a game only Kurt Warner could love

SonOfSpam

Every Colts’ passing situation huddle:

“Double Jack 3 Y Spider Mango. And uh, Pierce…go long.”