Let’s Polish A Turd Together!

There’s only two games in this emaciated slate and one of them features a clash between two 2-loss teams. YEESH!

To The Games!

Giants/Raiders:

If you want to chew your nails in the corner of a dark room rather than take in this fixture I won’t judge. What were the sked-makers thinking? The former hasn’t won on the road all year and the latter has but the one home win. Maxx was shut down for the year and promptly left the building Elvis-like. This has given rise to notions that he’s done in Vegas but there’s a ton of things that can happen between now and training camp. You could say that the Giants season was derailed by injuries to Dart, Nabors and Skateboo but two of those injuries were absolutely inevitable in my mind.

Eagles/Bills:

We can haz a snow game? It’s slushy/snowy here and it’s only a six hour drive to Buffalo so the weather can’t be all that different, can it? Cook is sitting at 1532 yards, a mere 43 in front of Jonathan Taylor so he best get on his horse today. Speaking of rb’s, Saquon has rushed for 100+ in 2 of the last 3-is this an anomaly or a harbinger of things to come? Only The Patullo Knows. I think he’ll get another three digit day because the Bills have allowed 150+ yards total seven times this year.

Do your best under these trying circumstances.