[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio

Log In

Niners and Bears, Oh My!

scotchnaut

/

, ,

I’m still trying to get accustomed to Chicago being a player in the standings.

To The Game!

Bears/Niners:

-Despite being 11-4 San Franny is a -3.5 dog at home.

-Chi-town has greatly benefited from their 24th ranked D getting all kinds of turnovers. Their differential sits at +21, which is amazing.

-One of the contributors that you may not have heard of is db Nahshon Wright (questionable today) who has stuffed the stat sheets with 5 INT’s, 3 fumble recoveries and 2 forced fumbles.

-Purdy’s play keeps improving-he’s at 8TD’s-1INT in his last two weeks and has thrown for multiple scores in 5 of his 7 starts this season.

-A Niners rush D (ranked 3rd) that held Taylor to 46 yards last week faces off against a Swift/Monangai backfield that is ranked 2nd overall.

It’s all you now.

5 5 votes
Article Rating

Leave a Reply

Subscribe
Notify of
160 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Brick Meathook

Another repost. This took 7 hours to shoot. This included studying flight apps for an Airbus A-380 headed for LAX (I picked this exact aircraft hours before it landed), and then blocking the shot so the aircraft was hidden by the billboard until the last moments. It was almost ruined by a woman who almost walked directly in front of the camera right as the plane passed overhead, even though I had explained to her what I was doing. The mother and child were a nice strictly coincidental touch.

https://youtu.be/mvoxF9PVh9U

2
WCS

comment image

0
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[strolls into clubhouse]

Hey gang! I just finished watching a Wes Anderson adaptation of a Roald Dahl story on Netflix. Did I miss anything?

0
Beerguyrob

Hawks-Niners on Saturday?

https://youtu.be/NagnbRHdh-0?si=x5iG1gdmD7xgvuPu

2
fleshwound_NPG

if levis stadium shitty turf ruined luther burden may kyle shanahan suffer yet another 28-3

2
Redshirt

Seahawks/49ers is Saturday?! Why?!

EDIT: I just realized. The loser of SEA/SF plays their next game the week after. The loser of BAL/PIT plays their next game in September.

Last edited 3 months ago by Redshirt
2
Mr. Ayo

QUAAron of course.

1
Beerguyrob

Vaxxed?

0
Brick Meathook

An oldie but goodie repeat post. My first COVID shot, in vehicle at Cal State University Los Angeles. The medics all wore 82nd Airborne insignia. It was incredibly well organized. This was 2021 (there’s a date stamp in the corner).

https://vimeo.com/535401497

2
Unsurprised

I thought he was going to run it in for a second.

Also, dude. Man down. Man down. WTF.

0
Doktor Zymm

Aw damn, kinda anticlimactic
Hope Luther Burden is ok

2
Petronel

…yay, but wut?

0
Redshirt

Seattle-San Francisco is the SNF game next week. Top Seed on the line.

Last edited 3 months ago by Redshirt
1
Mr. Ayo

S(aturday)NF game is SEA-SF

S(unday)NF game is BAL-PIT

1
Beerguyrob

https://youtu.be/7BKKaKT_dtM?si=bm8qtgEGYI7vq2Dy

0
Redshirt

I was technically correct. SEA/SF is a SNF game next week.

1
Beerguyrob

Holy hell, what a game.

4
Mr. Ayo

Hook and Ladder trickeration fail!

You can’t run it that close to the goal line.

3
Redshirt

…or if you do, you lateral towards the sideline. Give the runner an out.

2
Doktor Zymm

Got them another play at least

1
Mr. Ayo

Sure, but they could have made that first play count instead.

1
Beerguyrob

Seems like they watched the end of the Bills game on that play.

2
Doktor Zymm

C’mon, unleash the dragon!

3
Redshirt

Not the Komodo dragon!

2
Redshirt

Why do you burn your final timeout there? You call two plays!

1
Doktor Zymm

This would be way more suspenseful if the Niners had missed an extra point

4
Redshirt

Let them score a TD on the first play, ‘9ers. Get the ball back to win it at the gun.

0
Redshirt

I have to say, I am really liking this NFC Championship Game Dress Rehearsal.

1
Beerguyrob

“Lots of people won’t see it, but Piersall’s block to help Jennings score left the Bears too much time.”

– the words Cris Collinsworth is fighting trying to say

2
WCS

“It’s amazing how much Patrick Mahomes can do, even when he’s not even there, right?”

— Cris, five seconds later

2
Petronel

YEP!

0
WCS

Nice to see you back! I apologize about the smell.

1
Mr. Ayo

Yeah, it was him! Totally.

1
Petronel

Kinda hard to air things out when it’s this cold out…meh, we’ll manage. 🙂

(Thanks!)

3
Unsurprised

Hard, but possible. As anyone who grew up poor will confirm.

0
Doktor Zymm

But we’ve got non-profit football dick joke blog money now!

1
Mr. Ayo

They left Finger Painter way too much time.

2
ThePirateSloth

Slowly turning into this
comment image

3
1 2
160
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x