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This place is like no other. We embrace this football slop. Well, it would seem that we’ll get a peek at some starters for a bit but as you know, the play-calling will be vanilla and focused on execution. No one can give anything away in August!

Hot Jed Take:

Getting busted in a trailer park-the majority of the stuff I’ve seen is of the, “he’s got money to burn and he’s slumming? He’s so stupid. He could spend 5k on a discrete escort!” But this angle completely discounts (ha!) the notions that 1) he might have a long history of rolling the dice on female companionship, 2) like Tomsula, he loves the wrong side of the tracks, 3) he’s intimidated by upper tier escorts (this is where Mark Davis should have stepped in as a mentor) or 4) welling deep within him-on certain nights-is the desire to have dumpster-adjacent doggy-style lovin’.

Suss This Out:

Tutu Atwell is an afterthought as far as the Rams roster is concerned after the ’25 season so he’s free as a bird. The Fins pick him up on the cheap at 1.4 mil. Los Ramos just traded back for him for some reason. Look, I know that we’re currently occupying this universe whereby the Rams can do no wrong and are poised to play in the SB this season but this seems all kinds of weird for both teams.

Fantasy Poison:

I’ll wager that the worst WR group this year will be the Colts. Carlie Irsay sunk a bunch of moneys into Alec Pierce while he was rehabbing a leg injury. He was just taken off the PUP list. Hey, his YPR has been 20+ over the last two years, which is great but now that he’s the #1 guy he’s-in theory-getting 120+ targets. This math is never going to work out. Did I mention that his starting QB is re-habbing an Achilles injury on his plant foot? Oh my.

Games on offer ce soir

Steelers/Bills

Pats/Browns

Niners/Raiders

Rams/Chargers

Enjoy.