Dammit, Donald!

From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out swinging with quotables. Here is a short list of other things I would bet we may get to hear come out of Donald Trump’s mouth over the next several months:

• The Jews definitely did this
• Oh, no. All of my face cloths are made from the gently tanned hides of tuberculosis orphans. Just look at that rich mahogany color!
• Not only should retailers be allowed to sell imagery with the Confederate flag, I demand that all stores embellish all of their product with one
• Boxer briefs are for communists, queers, and Nancy Pelosi’s big swingin’ dick, amirite?  This guy knows what I’m talking about!  Up top, bro!
• Caesar Chavez Day. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Christopher Columbus Day. I mean christ those are hard to say. I say we just call ‘em like they are. Brown Day, Black Day, Red Day. And this way maybe we can even be a little more sensitive and work in a White Day and a Yellow Day. Maybe even a Vagina Day if they use their 19th amendment for the right candidate if you get what I’m saying, ladies
• No more taxes. If I don’t have to pay them, why should you?
• Obviously Steve Forbes never stood a chance—much too poverace, too plebian. He never could connect to the commoner, the upper middle-class to excessively wealthy American
• Silvio Berlusconi? Never heard of him, but I bet he has good luck with the ladies, wildly sexy hair, and he was a great president or prime minister or dictator or whatever fascist crap Italy has over there

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Brace yourselves, DFO.  Political flamewars are coming to KSK.  Not as the embers that freckle the comments as they are, but as a brush fire that will scorch the earth and blacken the first three-quarters of the season.