Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship To The Draft (Results) Commentist Participation Offseason Events Quotables blaxabbath - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017 3 Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition’s results. Regards, blaxabbath “Always bet on White in MIssissippi.” -Unsurprised “Gonzaga: Now with ≥ 1 minority!” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers “I haven’t seen such bobbing and weaving followed by an eventual descent into meaningless word salad since Sean Spicer’s last press conference.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly “These fans still would have been more excited to catch a fish.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy “Peter King writes a 50,000 word diatribe on why this is wrong for baseball in a football blog, and how it does not follow the unwritten code” -Game Time Decision “’Am I the only one who sees a giant orange elf pumping his fist and screaming in triumph?’ – Johnny Manziel, trying to do his laundry.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly “And then Trump says, ‘I’d hire Romo as a spokesman for the wall, but I’m afraid he’d break his shoulder laying the first brick.'” -jjfozz “We need players willing to take some scalps on the field! I mean, they can’t be giving effort and then taking it back! They have to leave a trail of tears on the field every time they step on it.” -LemonJello 0 0 votes Article Rating
That’s good hustle, everyone!
“Woo hoo! DOUBLE SHOT! I am the champion! [pumps fist]”
– Johnny Manziel’s hallucinatory elf