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Puzzle: Worm Jungle!

August 26, 2015

Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really tricky one for you! If you are a player in the NATURAL FOOTFALL LEAVE you have to play games before the regular season starts! This helps players and coaches get ready for CRIME TIME! But sometimes it backfires! This year in particulate, a lot of players have been hurt. Some players have received PERCUSSIONS! Other players have damaged their INFERIOR CRUCIBLE LICK-A-MINT. Still more have torn their CHILI’S TENDON.

The letters in the names of some French eyes players have been REEFER RANGED! See if you can untrample them to figure out a word that can be used to describe how most players are feeling by the end of the PRIUS SEASON!

Lints (skylight to see):

1. Texans

2. Bears

3. Steelers

4. Panthers

5. Vikings

6. Jets

7. Packers

LINK TO PUZZLE SOLUTION

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

August 26, 2015 10:40 pm

Marsha, Marsha….

http://38.media.tumblr.com/fc7d0489ea28095d93de989ec9ea2562/tumblr_n6ozm1GPzB1rojq3jo3_250.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

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August 26, 2015 7:46 pm

Nicely done!

ssi_bulldawg

August 26, 2015 4:32 pm

It’s like a puzzle within a puzzle.

Old School Zero

Editor

August 26, 2015 2:46 pm

Trent Green wonders why the letters aren’t jumbled.

(also, I will not be able to do this month’s Puzzled Pint [puzzledpint.com] but you and balls and whoever else needs to finally go to one of those. REPRESENT!)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Reply to Old School Zero

August 26, 2015 6:27 pm

Tim Tebow feels the same way.

Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood

August 26, 2015 12:42 pm

http://www.concordmonitor.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=EdCHMhXTDMT2JXbWisE2mc$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYseRFkVIrCNIysdb5iVuQ7eWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg

Did someone say “reefer”?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Reply to Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood

August 26, 2015 6:28 pm

By coincidence, I actually drove through Concord (home of the Concord Monitor) while this post was being conceived.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Reply to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

August 26, 2015 7:48 pm

I didn’t know Concord was that sexy.

SonOfSpam

Editor

August 26, 2015 11:53 am

Rid June.

Rid June of what???

blordinaryfagicmox

August 26, 2015 11:24 am

French eyes is also a common injury, usually caused by excessive rolling of the eyes when people try to feed you cheese or wine (or a language) which is not la French.