2020 Banner Madness, Day 3

And thus we move to the first round of the BLEERGH Regional. For all hail the BLEERGH Regional. It was the BLEERGH Regional, after all, that Sharkbait’s comment last year came out of. Granted, being the top overall seed meant it had the first choice of regional names. As opposed to just spitballing which one would be closest to the most fitting regional at this point and working from there. Anyway, let’s go to the polls.

31. “My lifelong dream is to become a kept man.” vs. 29. “THIS GUY TUUKKA RASK, I CALL HIM AN IUD BECAUSE NOBODY IS SCORING WHILE HE’S IN POSITION!”

60. “The way the Jets are hitting him, Renfrow’s nickname must be World Trade Center.” vs. 28. “I haven’t seen Ajax write their own death sentence so quickly since Deadpool learned his disfigurement was unfixable.”

32. “‘Two base error’ also describes the first time I had sex.” vs. 8. “Birmingham playing in the black unis is what Alabama natives call reparations.”

16. “The band Beyond Reasonable Doubt was not nearly as good.” vs. 22. “I’ve seen photos of barracuda with less pronounced underbites that [sic] this Habsburg-jawed harpy.”

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Happy voting, lizard people.