Well, it is finally here, the final week of the regular season, Sunday Ticket, and Red-Zone. Some teams have secured their berth in the post-season and are likely to play it easy this week, some are playing for positioning in the playoffs, some fighting to secure a spot, and the rest are closing out the year and heading into the offseason. Always a bittersweet time of year. On Monday, the playoff matchups shall be set, and Coaches aplenty will be terminated.
Onto the Maps: Week 17, Broadcast Maps
Lone Prime-time game is Vikings at Packers for the NFC North Crown. Both teams shall play in the postseason, but it is only a question of whether it is a home game or a road game.
We have a 10:5 early to late game ratio. I do wish the league would improve the ratios next year. We seem to have had a lot of front-loaded schedules this year. I doubt it since it seems Fox and CBS want to preserve the supremacy of the marquee 4PM game.
CBS early features Jets-Bills in most of the country. Jets are in the playoffs if they win. The Bills have had a disappointing year, but can play spoiler. I think you know my thoughts on the matter. Steelers-Browns dominate the Mid-Atlantic and Appalachia. Steelers need a win and Jets loss to advance into the playoffs. Steelers have had a knack for struggling to defeat awful teams. It is unfortunate that there is a strong likelihood a 10 win team does not advance to the playoffs. Patriots-Dolphins is limited to their core markets. Patriots need a win to secure the top seed, and they have had their struggles in Miami in the past. Jags-Texans is also in their core markets. A Texans win secures the 4 seed. Titans-Colts is also fairly limited. Colts have a small chance of making the playoffs, but I would prefer to see Houston be the 4 seed since they are the better team.
CBS late features Chargers-Broncos in an overwhelming part of the country. Broncos can secure the 2 seed with a win and may even have a shot at the top seed if the Fins pull the upset. Rams-9ers is the first game without any playoff implications whatsoever and appropriately is broadcasted in a small area, Fisher can rack up another milestone in his quest to be the most mediocre football coach in human history with another 8-8 year.
Fox early features Giants-Eagles in their core markets plus St. Louis and Miami. I guess those markets need to double down on the misery of a lost season. This one is just for pride as both teams have had disappointing seasons. Ravens-Bengals in a wide horizontal strip of the center of the country. Cincy can secure the 2 seed with a win and a Broncos loss. [*Redacted] s-Dallas is meaningless as Washington cannot improve its seeding, it’s only a question of who they host in the playoffs. Don’t know why this game is featured in so much of the country. Saints-Falcons is also devoid of meaning. Atlanta can salvage a winning season, but it will still sting considering the position they were in 10-11 weeks ago. Lions-Bears fight for win #7. A 7-9 season for the Lions is something I would not have expected at the mid-point of the year.
Fox late features Seahawks-Cards in most of the top 1/3 of the country, plus the Southwest. Both teams are in the playoffs, Cards have a chance at the one seed with a win and Panthers loss. I am not sure about the tie-breakers, but Seattle is playing for a road game against either the [*Redacted] s or the NFC North winner, so a win is a big deal for them. Raiders-Chiefs is in the middle 1/3 of the US. Oakland can finish .500 or the Chiefs can secure the 5 seed with a win (which would also be their unlikely 10th consecutive win considering the dire straits they were in during October). Lastly, Bucs-Panthers dominates the Southeast. Panthers can secure homefield advantage with a win.
I hope you have enjoyed these posts. Until next year then. Onward and upward.
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I have a feeling I’ll be doing this with everything containing a screen anywhere in my vicinity after the Jets game on Sunday. TVs, phones, tablets, windows, bongs…. EVERYTHING WILL BE SMASHED IF THE JETS LOSE.
Big Todd Bowles fan here.
Are we doing a rack and stack of preseason team predictions with actual regular season records?
That would be a great idea.
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I ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT JAMAAL CHARLES WOULD SHRED HIS ACL AND ANDY REID WOULD EAT RIBS
I think I had WAS at 0-16. Though, in my defense, such a showing could have still won the NFC East this season.
I forgot to mention Chiefs might win the AFC West with a win and Broncos lose.
It’s Seedingkakke!
Dear most of the country:
I’m sorry about the Chargers being on your TVs. You don’t deserve that.
I like that 1/2 gives us the TAXSLAYER BOWL.
WE TOTES GON SLAY THOSE TAXES BRO UP TOP
I know, the bowl game names are so dumb now.
Like “Cotton Bowl”. Who puts cotton in a bowl?
This is a great idea for a post,
Bowl games you would like to see.
I chose the Meow Mix Pussy Slayer Bowl.
Change the Camellia Bowl to the Camilla Parker Bowles Bowl.
Brought to you by Todd Bowles.
Milo Minderbinder?
re ARI 1-Seed: You are correct; Cards only get a 1-seed if CAR loses AND ARI wins. I expect Stealy Cam to show up Rapey Jameis in the first half and Arians to let Drew Stanton take on the LOB in the second half.
Does it not even matter who’s in the AFC or NFC anymore? I understand swapping networks if there’s an imbalance between conferences in a given week, but it looks like CBS just traded OAK/KC to Fox in exchange for STL/SF. WTF?
And yes, HRHLR, I have enjoyed these posts. What I wouldn’t give for one more week of the Minnesota Middle Finger.
Me too. Thanks for doing them!
All AFC is on both channels all day here in Salt Lick.
Agreed. These have been quite helpful, and I so wish the MMF had shown up for the final weekend.