Howdy fellow shut-ins! Lots of stuff going on today. There were two bowl games, the Birmingham Bowl, which I stopped watching when it was 10-10 and I figured out that both teams were nicknamed the Tigers, and the Belk Bowl, which I stopped watching after the NC State QB threw his 3rd interception in as many series, which not coincidentally was when my son’s viewing of “Varsity Blues” got to the whipped cream scene.
I can’t believe Dawson didn’t nail Ali Larter. Way to drop the ball Dawson.
Anyhoo we’re back from our latest trip to visit people during what is supposed to be a week off from work. This trip involved a 40 minute traffic jam covering three miles because some asshole spilled diesel fuel all over the highway. Inconsiderate SOB.
Anyway, it’s now 9:30 and I’ve got a beer, (Smuttynose Robust Porter, an excellent beer when you’re only having two), and the Music City Bowl on. This is a sad statement about my life. You, however, are reading this drivel so I don’t think you’re in any position to judge. Since it’s agreed we suck let’s hang out in the comments.
Sometimes, you’ve just got to get your bloodlust.
I wonder if there is a mod to put Goodell’s face over the victims…
I spent 8 hours doing financial related sorting work today, because apparently when I think New Years, my mind goes right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_57OWOU1Yc8
Stupid, sexy Flanders…
Unlike WCS I’m relaxed and the dog is snoring quietly.
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Type atcha later.
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Sorry about the cocksticka tattoo image below. To make up for my transgression, here is Olivia Wilde:
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I thought it was funny as hell, but I’m not the best gauge to go by.
I thought it was funny as hell too. We’re just weird that way, I guess.
I thought it was funny, too, I just don’t know if the “no nudity” clause applies to hilariously ill-advised cocksticka tattoos.
I believe that Section 64.2.11.A.2.c. of the DFO Bylaws specifically allows small images of idiotic swasticock tattoos.
How the DFounders thought of that is a bit amazing, but still.
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Ever have that urge to just rush the nearest living thing and end it? Things keep going this way, I might up in jail tonight.
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*Not a cock
I have downloaded both seasons of Rick and Morty based on everyone’s recommendations here. I sincerely hope it is worthwhile.
Well, if you don’t like it you don’t like it. Just give it three episodes before you give up. I’ve liked it quite a bit.
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The random clips you guys have posted have piqued my interest, and I generally find Dan Harmon pretty funny, so I think it’ll be my kind of thing.
I hope you enjoy it. I get several chuckles per episode and Rick is a bit of a mirror.
Really trying to not throw my computer through the sliding glass door right now.
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Is the house on fire and the door is stuck? Otherwise you have issues.
*Should not be using computer if there is a gas leak.
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Ah, just do it. You’ll feel better afterwards.
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Agreed; no regrets, man.
-$1,242 with tax.
It’s how I live my life:
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Oh my god this:
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showed up in the GIS for “no regerts.” You have to see it. It’s hilarious. I must know the story behind this.
“Zoinks! You’ve taken a wrong turn.
Let’s split up, gang. If you’re looking for an image, it’s probably been deleted or may not have existed at all.
If you are looking for groovy images, visit our gallery!”
I added a space. Don’t want it showing up on purpose, but fuck it:
http://i.imgur.com/8SavXII.jpg?fb
Gay circumcised nazi seeks same.
I can see the tattoo guy “Are you SURE this is the image you want?”
Holy piss, is USC going to steal this?
Nope, but these gals need consoling so it’s all good.
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Holy Piss; the Golden Shower of the Pope?
The Angels
The Undertoe
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Kate backs you up.
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Wisconsin’s kicker definitely looks like he’s from Wisconsin. Tubby Italian dude.
Incredibly surprising that he’s from Brazil.
Wisconsin has clearly adopted him as one of their own.
This is a pretty visual; NSFW:
h
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Disturbing, but I’m not even sure why.
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Where were you cheesecocks earlier? I gave up on this thread, only to come back see dozens of posts. Yinz are still useless for not liking Joe Jackson.
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I like Joe Jackson….both the musical and el beisbol versions. I’m a true renaiss…reness….I’m cultured goddamit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI
http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Biographies/Joe_Jackson/shoele1.gif
Meh, I like a bunch of his tunes.
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Rick Grimes can survive countless brushes with the walkers, dozens of attacks from the living, and, in the end, it’s a facehugger.
FREE SPACE HUGS FOR EVERYBODY!!
Alien on her ass….would not bang.
The we go!!
Here’s to one more day of work for me.
I will hoist a couple at home to those who have to work with drunk asshole this Friday and those who cook strangers breakfast on Saturday.
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Ride ’em, Cowfrog.
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Oh, Caroline……..
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Oh Caroline, yes.
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Hehe, filling of the gap.
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Woke up from my post-ass kicking nap a little while ago and checked the stats.
NCSU won time of possession. Yay.
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Woo-oolventypes?
You Sir, are risking the ire of a Hippo in an opiate induce semi-comatose rage.
I was saying Boo-urns…
Yeah I know. It’s all good.
But never underestimate the ability of wolven types to take a perceived slight where none was intended.
We are the Napoleon complex of the P5 conferences.
We’ve said it before but Horatio Cornblower is a particularly beautiful moniker with it’s various associations.
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no homo.
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Ha-hem.
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I’m out…I don’t care enough about this game to stay up and keep drinking…
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I think the radio sideline reporter for the Wolven sort game was named Quint. Either that or Quinn, it was hard to tell.
I do find it interesting that in almost every game I listened to this year the sideline person was male, while almost every TV reporter is female. Hmmmm, I wonder why that could be.
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This just seems appropriate with that .gif.
Japanese cartoons are–oh, ahem, excuse me–Japanese cartoons are weird, man.
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And of course…
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Team Jacob all the fucking way bitches!
Sooooo….dreamy…
I did not realize this was the thread for the night…so all my insanely awesome, sexy gifs have been missed…
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Weirdest game of Crossfire I’ve seen.
Tomorrow, I’m going to see if I can get me some whiskey and fruity pebbles ice cream at my local specialty ice cream shop. Wish me luck.
Why get whiskey and fruity pebbles ice cream when you can get whiskey ice cream? And why get that when you can get whiskey?
This idea of limiting myself to two beers has been reconsidered and duly vetoed.
Does your wife have a supermajority to override the veto?
She went to bed. How do you think the veto survived?
Attaboy. Stuck at work or else I’d be along for the ride.
I just flew home from Vegas and boy are my arms tired.
From reaching into my pockets to hand money to the casinos.
And, you know, jacking it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E
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Louisville is about to give this damn game away.
Never mind.
oh my
https://twitter.com/WhoDoIOwe/status/682403918563901440
I don’t think she eats at that Indiana pizza joint.
Yeah, that’s outstanding!
Holy shit! Atletico beat Rayo Vallecano 2-0!?
Hardhome on HBO2. Craziest hour of TV I think I’ve ever seen.
The GoT episode? That was some of the best TV I’ve ever seen.
Yep! So goddamn good.
Playing Messiah after Christmas? Yup. Now to sit back and, screw it, watching 4th and Goal.
Week 17 playoff scenarios:
MIN @ GB: winner clinches NFC North
SD @ DEN: Denver clinches AFC West and first round bye with win
NYJ @ BUF: New York clinches playoff berth with win
STL @ SF: Both teams have already clinched sadness
There is no sadness available, the factory has a monopoly on the raw ingredients, and they refuse to sell outside of NE Oh-io.
The New York area had some Lol left over until early this morning now it is all gone too.
But, I hear a large supply of Process™ has hit the market in Philadelphia in the last few months.
Genuine Cleveland Sadness. Accept no imitations!
Smuttynose Porter is an excellent beer, but I’m not familiar with this “only having two” that you speak of.
It’s delicious but very heavy.
Having said that I am midway through my second and the odds of a third dying a valiant death in search of its friends is increasing.
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Shot this at an Indiana pizzeria I ate at last night. God bless you, Fat Humps