Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly-
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Bills:
Rook rb Moss is out with a toe ouchie so the problem for Coach McDermott now becomes, “How do I limit Singletary to under 20 touches? Hmmm…”. He’ll find a way.
Raiders/Pats:
I was thinking Pats for survivor because the Raiders are coming off the meaningful victory and all the hoopla surrounding their new digs, plus traveling cross-country and playing the early game vs. the Pats at home. Or I could stream the teams playing the Jets. Decisions are hard.
Team/Browns:
Much was made of the vaunted Team’s pass rush after wk. 1 and then wk. 2 happened. Quickly recapped, there was not much vaunt. Mayfield and Co. shouldn’t have much of a problem here. Shouldn’t.
Texans/Steelers:
Pitt’s pass rush generates pressure within 2 seconds on 44% of qb dropbacks. Look for Watson to run around a bit more than usual to counteract that.
9ers/Giants:
New York will be looking Wayne Gallman’s way when they need a competent plodder (who was inactive last week) to get them 3 yards on first down. San Franny should walk away with this despite fast running out of Next Man Up’s.
Bengals/Eagles:
Burrows is tied for second in attempted passes with 97(!) so far. Kudos for him in that he has a 3:1 TD/INT ratio. Let’s call him Joey Ice (that elbow, postgame)
Titans/Vikes:
Perhaps this is the week rook wr Justin Jefferson hits the smash spot-he’s playing primarily in the slot so far and would be up against an UDFA that has given up 80+ yards and a score so far.
Bears/Falcons:
Julio is a game-timer that didn’t practice all week. PFF has given the Bears O-line the 3rd best ranking with respect to protecting the qb, noting that they didn’t give up a single quick pressure to the Giants last week. I feel that sometimes these rankings should be adjusted for ‘quality of opponent’.
Have at it down below. We’ll have our esteemed footski commenters start things off.
Yay, the losing streak’s been snaped!
Tie imminent
Goddamn Burrow gets a tie before he gets a win
Hippo got a home or away Driskel jersey?
Carson Wentz with exactly 2 good throws today
Jesus stupid christ
It’s a shame Kelly Loeffer isn’t dead. I understand Georgians are, in their hearts, backwater hillbillies who really care more about fabricating a god that hates the same people they do — but I’d prefer they keep animals like Loeffer elected at the state level so they can just continue to screw up that shithole, rather than bother the rest of us with their inbred culture.
Matty (not) Nice.
Good old prevent defense getting shredded on a weekly basis
Belay my last
god damn I love that Win probability stat
Switching back and forth between games on tv and DAZN on the laptop, I just realized I have the Falcons game on both.
Is Nick Foles the answer at QB for CHI?????
Any year he doesn’t begin as the starter is a Foles season
Send the Falcons to the Big XII
At least there they’d have a mid-tier payroll.
I smell a tie
Soooooo, Dan Quinn getting shitcanned in the morning or what?
ATL is soft.
And their uniforms suck ass.
Georgia can shear off into the gulf along with Florida.
Disband the falcons and blacklist the players
You can blacklist Ridley when you tear him from my cold, dead, wrinkled hands!
Might be time for tie watch in Philly
“A tie watch? Tells time and is formal neck-wear.”
-Donovan M., Il.
Sweet jesus the Eagles made an important stop
I know right???
Well they to have to set up the Wince pick six.
“Wince” that’s very good.
It’s what I do every time he drops back
At least it is not at every snap.
.
This got cut off; the part about agreeing on a safe word was left off.
Let Mitchell cook
He burns the potatoes…. always.
LOL
Should I download tik tok
Absolutely
If you like to be surprise back-doored.
By Chinese hackers.
Atlanta chokes more than Mandingo’s fluffer.
Might skip the middle man and just vacuum my dogs instead
Kirk Cousins Memorial Arm Punt
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wentzdown!
Slow start, but a buncha banacakes finishes.
Holy shit. Relegate Atlanta. From the state.
How about Georgia entirely?
Tblisi was nice when I visited. Good red wine.
Georgia is a fucking shithole. The Falcons are right where they belong.
This is the Bengals I remember
BUNGLES!
I’m gonna join this Bills/RAMMIT action….
The King of The Forth, First of his name, Josh Mother Fucking Allen
Down by 2, two minutes remaining, in MIN territory. This is where Vrabel used to* overthink.
* Hopefully.
Insane Bills game is insane.
PRAISE BLEERGH
Wow. Bills get a bailout flag?
It is the darkest timeline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OGARBe6W0
That doesn’t work.
You are just not doing it right. I will get you details of the semen-are.
Will there be a hands on session?
Hands on, fingers in, no extra charge. The bonus get larger at each level, you should soon be at Onan Level.
Pay no attention to the GHB rumors.
…That’s … someone’s Rrrrrrraiders
Fumble
D.Carr sacked in End Zone for -6 yards, SAFETY.
The Replay Official reviewed the safety ruling, and the play was REVERSED.
D.Carr sacked at LV -1 for -7 yards. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by NE-D.Wise at LV -1. TOUCHDOWN.
Refs gotta find a way to Tuck Rule this NE end zone recovery.
Bengals walking the Eagles to their endzone would be a fitting end to this game
JOSH ALLEN WITH THE FACEMASK PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen is such a fucking idiot.
Eagles need to go get Josh Rosen so they can get the inside lane on Brock Purdy in the draft.
How do we embed tweets?
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Bill O’Brien going to trade will fuller and 4 firsts for Carson Wentz <a href=”https://t.co/Zc7fv7SGlI”>pic.twitter.com/Zc7fv7SGlI</a></p>— John (@iam_johnw) <a href=”https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1310302143224651776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>September 27, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Schmeagles in tough against some ass.