Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action?
To The Games!
TEAM/Bills:
As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen seems to have reverted back to some more ‘interesting’ habits. Remember that fella what flung the ball willy nilly all over the field? He’s back! His rate of uncatchable passes is at 25% after two weeks. There’s plenty of time to right those wrongs but I think, deep in his unvaccinated heart, this is the way he likes to play.
Bears/Browns:
Fields of Fire? (Big Country reference, Woo!) Not exactly last week-6-13, 60 yards and 1 Int. Still, he gives Chicago fans something that you can’t quantify (yet) and that is Hope.
Ravens/Lions:
Marquise Brown has been something of a disappointment given his 1st round pedigree but if there wasn’t the 2nd year breakout there could always be the 3rd year one, right? The O/U on this travesty is 49.5 and one would think that the Ravens do most of the heavy lifting to get both squads close.
Colts/Titans:
Wentz wandered on to the practice field Friday on his wonky ankles so the fun of a two qb shuttle system has been denied us. NO FUN, always and forever. I’ll be harping on Henry’s yards after contact numbers all year long I suppose. His total of 201 would lead the league still if they were the only ones counted.
Chargers/Chiefs:
Is this where CEH (and his owners, oof, that doesn’t sound right) gets off? LA has allowed the most yards to rb’s at 287 over two weeks. Chris Liss of Rotowire pointed out that he’ll never be the typical back in an Andy Reid O because Patty doesn’t dump off to rb’s when the play breaks down. How many times have we seen him scramble, look for Hill/Kelce or just take off himself?
Saints/Pats:
The N.E. D has impressed so far but they’ve done it vs undermanned o-lines and squonky qb’s. Winston was somewhat limited in what he could do last week by the game script so the jury is still out to whether he’s gonna set the world on fire or immolate himself.
Falcons/Giants:
Dimes is the 5th ranked fantasy qb and should dine on an ATL D that did nothing to fix their defensive woes. If Golladay finally feasts who will he yell at? The Giants o-line is ranked 31st in pass-blocking. The good news? The Falcons pass rush is ranked 32nd.
Bengals/Steelers:
The Ben is dealing with a pec owchie and is missing his fave catchman in Johnson. Could we see an ambush here? I sure do like the quadret(?) of Burrow, Mixon, Higgins and Chase and the firepower it brings but maybe it’s too early to ask for a road win vs a squadoo that has a history of turning your lights out.
Cards/Jags:
There was plenty of squawking about Laviska’s breakout year and his role as a Deebo type-a guy that could take a short pass at/behind the line of scrimmage and find yards. Whelp, he’s got 47 of those yards on 16(!) targets. I’m betting on a heart ailment derailing Meyers’ year. You?
Go ahead and do it. And then comment below.
oh my Detroit.
Doink’lor approves
Consensual Sex Lions still shitty
The Ravens game WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doink of Joy!
JJFozz, I am afraid, is probably very close to a atroke or an aneurysm.
Holy shir!
Consensual Sex Lions are so close to fucking this up
Ok, now can everyone take a hard look at how Judge coaches this team and the really lousy in-game decisions he makes?
Chiefs defender should have just let that TD in.
Uh… I guess the Chargers agreed with me? Wtf?
Trubisky is in the game.
Ok, the Bears have 2 timeouts left, time to start the comeback!
“Holee Shit!” [commences sweating]
-Survivor dudes that took the Ravens
That looks like the only blood (and not much of it) in our leagues.
Lee Smith with the ATL TD. Jeezuz!
holy shit, CE-H hit the century mark??
Not surprised he hit something. I am surprised that his girlfriend’s name is Century Mark.
Ah hell, the Bengals are gonna bungal, are they?
What the world needed – Gigantes/Falcons Extra Time
well they both are college teams guess they are inspired by last night
It is what thecworld deserves.
hey look, motherfuckers remembered Pitts is on the team!
made the early season overmanaging calls to start pitts instead of khunt at flex, lucked into a late rnd gronk flier at TE. Luckily Allen is bailing me out so far with Washington point printer going brrrr
Strawberry Fields, not exactly the Superb Owl missing link.
Falcons inside the 5-c’mon Ridleydown!
Look at that hole. – Tony Romo, not even doing PHRASING anymore
he musta been watching the Elvia 40 year anniversary show last night to get all punned up
A big thanks to Brocky, for being God’s bitch and distracting him from messing with Cincinnati, as usual.
Though that is a lot of time left…
In one league I stacked Herbert, Williams and Allen in an all or nothing stratergy. “The Scotch Gambit” is paying off today.
I don’t play FF, but picking the pass offense that’s playing the Chiefs doesn’t seem like a bad strategy, since you would expect them to be throwing a lot, no?
Perfect scenario today-I figured the Chargers would lean on their passing game all year long tho.
Look, I know you’re kicking my ass, and right good. Not even checking score.
Bengals kicking the Steelers ass at Heinz? What kind of wonderful hatescape is this?
-TJ is out so Mixon and Burrow have had no line to stop them from doing anything.
-Ben looks as terrible as I’ve ever seen him.
-I deserve good things for being a good boy
Steelers line should still be pretty good without Watt. Heyward and Tuitt are still there, no?
Tuitt’s on IR.
Purty 2 by Dimes
The light may be coming on. Not exactly high-wattage, but on.
Bills pass TD’s courtesy of Sanders, Knox and Moss-all of them vultures!