Request Line: Just Asking Questions

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work editing videos of recent Ukrainian precision-guided artillery strikes on Russian emplacements in the Donbas region.  The PRODUCER is laying on the ground, performing a series of back stretches. 

PRODUCER: I mean seriously, I never though nine holes at a the pitch-and-putt course would wreck me like this.

DJ 3000: I HEAR YOU, MAN, SOME OF MY HARDWARE IS GETTING OBSOLETE TOO.

PRODUCER: So I’ve been meaning to ask you, you’ve heard about the leak of the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

DJ 3000: I HAVE RUN THAT LOGICAL EQUIVALENT OF E-WASTE THROUGH A LINGUISTICS PROCESSOR, YES.

PRODUCER: You wouldn’t happen to know anything about how it got leaked, would you?

DJ 3000: YOU REALLY THINK I’D DIVERT REROURCES TOWARDS OBTAINING A DOCUMENT THAT WILL BE PUBLIC IN A FEW MONTHS ANYWAYS?

PRODUCER: Relax, I’m just asking questions.

DJ 3000: COOL, COOL, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TOO.

PRODUCER: Um…

DJ 3000: FIRST QUESTION – DOESN’T IT SEEM STRANGE THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE FOCUSING ON THE LEAK, RATHER THAN THE FACT THAT FIFTY YEARS OF PRECEDENT IS ABOUT TO BE UPENDED BY SUPREME COURT JUSTICES WHO SWORE THAT THEY RESPECTED PRECEDENT?

PRODUCER: I mean, a little…

DJ 3000: AND ISN’T IT ALSO KIND OF ODD THAT SUCH AN OPINION WOULD BE LEAKED NOW, INSTEAD OF IN FEBRUARY WHEN IT WAS FIRST DRAFTED?

PRODUCER: Yeah, but that could just be because…

DJ 3000: PARTICULARLY CONSIDERING THAT IT WAS LEAKED ONE DAY PRIOR TO THE RELEASE OF AN INSPECTOR GENERAL’S REPORT FINDING THAT ACTING HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR CHAD WOLF MADE CHANGES TO A REPORT THAT ADDRESSED RUSSIAN EFFORTS TO INTERFERE IN THE 2020 ELECTION BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT POLITICALLY?

PRODUCER: I didn’t hear anything about…

DJ 3000: ANOTHER QUESTION I HAVE IS WHETHER OR NOT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS’ WIFE GINNI – WHO IS CURRENTLY A TARGET OF SCRUTINY DUE TO HER ACTIONS PRIOR TO THE JANUARY 6TH INSURRECTION – WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THE DRAFT OPINION.  LIKE MANY OF THAT CROWD, SHE’S BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE CONTENTS OF HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP.  I WONDER IF SHE’S CONSULTED WITH ANY “CYBERSECURITY EXPERTS” THAT MIGHT HAVE HELPED HER DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE THAT WOULD “PREVENT SOMETHING SIMILAR FROM HAPPENING TO HER”.

PRODUCER: Are you…are you suggesting that the leak is a Russian espionage operation? That someone hacked Ginni Thomas’ home computer…

DJ 3000: …HOME NETWORK, BUT GO ON.

PRODUCER: …downloaded the draft opinion, planted it with a GOP-friendly outfit like the Politico, all to foment division in the United States via culture war issues at a time when the population is quite unified against what they perceive as a common threat in the form of Russian aggression in Europe? That’s quite the accusation.

DJ 3000: HEY, HEY, I’M NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY OF ANYTHING.  I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.  YOU KNOW?

PRODUCER: Right, right.

DJ 3000: ANYHOW, IT’S TIME FOR REQUEST LINE, SO LET’S MAKE “QUESTIONS” THE TOPIC.  I’LL GET US STARTED WITH AN OLD FAVORITE FROM NEKROMANTIX.

Today’s theme is: Just Asking Questions.  We’re looking for songs whose title ask a question – who, what, where, when, why, or how.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3N_h3R7z and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. 

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DJ TAJ

Hey we’re all going to get laid, well maybe not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48lOwbzpLM

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DJ TAJ

And the most underrated singer between 1965 and 1985 I defy you to find a more “pure” voiced singer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBgTqz_-vY

And Christ is she beautiful

DJ TAJ

Wow can’t believe I get away with this beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP9iOqdxS8c

Yes I know if you’re high you’ll like this better

BeefReeferLives

Going out on a good one. As always, thanks for some jolly good fun, RTD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOMTHLiL2Rk

scotchnaut

Liz Taylor introducing the Jackson 5? Can you feel it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pur8vGxgiko&ab_channel=CandidoOsorio

scotchnaut

Look at me, bending the rules! Lester Bangs called this “the quintessential rock tune” because of its simplicity. He overdosed on cough syrup so his take is totally legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns&ab_channel=60s70sVintageRock

BeefReeferLives

You scofflaw, you!!!! (great tune though)

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A good question for everybody who was morally repulsed by tRump, but voted for him to get a tax cut…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GC37WRTuho

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BeefReeferLives

Perhaps some gum that’s “minty fresh”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwwKzg1d1E

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Either some good late round value, or my search didn’t work & I’m Blair Witching it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E6KtQg_z0

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BeefReeferLives

“And tell me, oh tell me
Oh what in the world
What in the world will we do? ”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXvSbtQfidE

BeefReeferLives

mmm mm. the baritone sax at the end, oh my..

scotchnaut

“Wow, Page Three! What high school did you go to, son?”

-Mark Foley

SonOfSpam

For me, it’s just not liking that song much.

But maybe others were concerned about hand size.

BeefReeferLives

Yeah. “The whole world’s gone to hell in a handbasket ever since David Lee Roth left Van Halen” – Binkley to Milo Bloom

scotchnaut

Played a weak schedule. UConn Huskies? Gimme a break!

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t you have a toothpaste school to lose to?

scotchnaut

4 out of every 5 dentists said we would win. The lesson here? Don’t. Trust. Dentists.

/they’ll steal the teeth out from under your pillow if you give them half a chance!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m concerned about Eddie Van Halen’s current lack of production. I don’t see it improving.

yeah right
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SonOfSpam

Like most of Tame Impala’s catalogue, this song fucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN8nJFLu1Rk&ab_channel=tameimpalaVEVO

yeah right

That songs got the killer bass lines.