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Your Saturday night let’s get down and boogie woogie open thread

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Happy Saturday Boppers!

Since it’s still daylight on the West Coast and the edibles have yet to kick in… Oh but when they do! I’ve been elected to drop down the delirious open thread action.

We’ve got some hockey action going as our own Covalent Blonde’s San Jose Sharks get a challenge from the Ice Redbirds.

There’s baseball going.

That NBA game that is probably going to rip out poor Canada’s heart is there.

Although we have our own national past time of drinking, imbibing and ingesting and making the merriment.

FORWARD DRINK!

You know what to do Commentist Party.

Now let’s do it.

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Wakezilla

I hate Toronto sports teams. I hate every single one of them. Whenever I hear the Raptors are supposed to be Canada’s team, I tell my TV to lick my asshole like it’s a delicious bowl of Caesar salad with bacon bits sprinkled on top.

Last week I went to Portland, and man, the Xenophobia that was coming out of the mouths from ESPN analysts had kind of made me start to root for the Raptors, which pissed me off. (This was during game 6 and 7 of the Heat series).

Fast forward to the Cavs/Raps preview. Everyone was calling for a sweep and that the Raptors didn’t have a prayer. While the Cavs are going to beat the Raptors, saying they were going to sweep the Raps (or, should I say, how analysts were saying it) was so xenophobic and had absolutely nothing to do with basketball. Whatever, I was going to cheer for the Cavs anyway.

But now that we have an insane foul call discrepancy, I’m finding myself cheering for the Raptors. . .again and it’s pissing me off. For fuck sake! How does a team not manage to get a single free throw in the 4th quarter of an NBA game in 2016? Unreal. Absolutely unreal and super shady.

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ballsofsteelandfury

“of an NBA game”

There’s your answer. The NBA has always been shady as to what teams get preferential treatment. That’s why I stopped watching it.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m gonna dance like no one’s watching.
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/dancefail-4.gif

Shit, they were watching. And fuck if that didn’t hurt like a bitch.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Green Day – Jinx/Haushinka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGybiDenrOw

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As many times as I’ve seen it it is still fucking funny, Thanks.

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Beerguyrob

Five hours on the water; only two whales spotted.

I’m drunk enough to email their site about the adventure.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We’re killing our oceans; why can’t the tour company have their shit together!

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laserguru

I know we have a few dissenters and anti-Zappa folks.

But please. Listen to this.

Please.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

you will never hear me dissent re: Zappa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSkASy-ofE

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laserguru

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laserguru

I’ll raise you 5.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I had a brother five years older. So basically via his music collection, I listened to a lot of stuff I might never have been exposed to, or at least not at such an early age.
My point….I first started listening to Zappa when I was like 10 or 11. Wow….that really does explain a lot.

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laserguru

It really does.

I understand!

http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/wp-content/uploads/I-Understand.jpg

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laserguru

Now while I don’t disagree with Neitzsche in most regards I do disagree with the disposition of the soul.

I’m the first one who will tell you that we are livestock with a little consciousness and we’ll be turned into compost and we deserve it!

But…?
Isn’t that the reason that religion was invented in the first place?

As HOPE

http://www.iep.utm.edu/wp-content/media/Nietzsche-274×300.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dude needs to trim that ‘stache.
Sorry….you were saying?

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laserguru

Killer shit for the inhalation.

His name was Jack Herer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Herer

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Matt Weiters, you magnificent bastard.
Happy 30th, son.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Made myself a sazerac. That should solve all teh problems.

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laserguru

Recipe?!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mine is sugar cubes that I douse with peychaud’s and cherry bitters, add templeton rye and mix with ice, pour into a glass I’ve rinsed with absinthe, and then chug.

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laserguru

Jesus man!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://vine.co/v/iQ9U1FlW69D

Holeeeeeey shit.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is slightly scary.

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laserguru

I thought it was “Divine” at first.

Now I’m scared.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Howdy. I am not sober but I’m also not as drunk as I intended.

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laserguru

You still have time to fix that.

I’m thinking….
SHOTS!!!!!!

http://www.buffalotrace.com/images/img-bottle.png

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Funny that’s the one you picked. My flight started having lots of Buffalo Trace and then suddenly I finished it.

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laserguru

That’s karma man!

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makeitsnowondem

The Nice Guys is terrific.

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laserguru

That’s good to know.

There has been a paucity of movies that I actually want to see in the theater.

I’m just not a superhero kinda guy.

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indieguy

It really really was. I almost wish I lived in that era. If not for the lack of instant gratification in the tv/movie/music department.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I have no idea what is going on with this NASCAR race. And I just barely started drinking…

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Brocky

Holy shit….. this is… don’t even…. Oh my god…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Brocky; how is it going today?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Melbourne is, predictably, kicking Brisbane’s ass.

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ballsofsteelandfury

The best game of the night starts at 10 Pacific. Damn.

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laserguru

Dare I ask how my Dockers did?

Nevermind.

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Brocky

Archer On Demand, this season is interesting. ..

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4632c39a328e2e9db91cd2a74f542cf8/tumblr_o5nqlo94JR1ucf3qio5_400.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m going to catch up tomorrow.

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indieguy

That’s currently my kinja avatar

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King Hippo

Old Skool (and time to pass out):

I’m gonna try for the kingdom if I can…

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laserguru

This is an amazing live version.

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King Hippo

I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth
I will speak no more of my feelings beneath

/smgdh

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laserguru

Well sir. The edibles are kicking in.

WEEEE!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Edibles are fine. I prefer the breathing method, however. And I am about to prove as much momentarily.

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laserguru

This was a first try. They’re called Zombie Sours and they are basically like a gummy with a sugar coating.

It feels sativa heavy but for some reason if it’s an edible they don’t have to mention the strain.

We’re getting a baseline for next Friday when we’re going to a concert in San Luis Obispo.

I’ll let DJ Taj give you the details of that on Sunday Gravy.

Initial read is I could handle the same x2 again.

Now I’m going upstairs for an inhaleable.

To be continued….

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King Hippo

This always makes me happy:

I’m a sick fuck.

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Unsurprised

My anger has transcended violence into that state of constant physical pain.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh hai!!!!!
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Mongrel_6c89f7_2431141.gif
(sadly I will mostly be an absentee parent tonight it appears….so behave your damned selves)

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WCS

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King Hippo

Did I sing this to all three of my chill’uns? BUHLEE DAT!

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laserguru

Such a great movie.

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King Hippo

I’m the pater familias!!!

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King Hippo

Agreed. I could watch it on constant loop.

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laserguru

And stay out of the Woolworth’s!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Seconded. Or thirded. Oh whatever….I agree too.
Got rewatch that one soon.

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Brocky

My introduction to the Coen brothers.

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laserguru

Mine was Raising Arizona.

This applies to the thread.

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WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ole Balls has written a shitload of posts today! Time for a Sex Panther!

http://craftcans.com/craftcanspics/santansexpanthernew.jpg

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King Hippo

sexual chocolate!!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Randy Watson!

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King Hippo

Here’s another version of my new favourite depression anthem:

Momma never told ’em there’s a devil in me
There’s a six shooter pistol and I’m ready to leave

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laserguru

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WCS

Why, hello, Vitamin X.

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/EMGN-Parks-and-Rec-40.gif

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King Hippo

Vitamin X! IN DA HOUSE!!!!

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laserguru

Well since I started it…
Love these guys.

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