Just the three on tap for this afternoon and 66% of them are watchable according to these eyes. (don’t mind me-I’m still reveling in the Giants upset of the Packers. I haven’t seen adept play calling and excellent coaching in so long, I wasn’t sure if I could recognize it)
To The Games!
Niners/Panthers:
The league’s worst offense versus the league’s best defense. Sign me up! And by ‘sign me up’ I mean, ‘turn the channel’. We still have channels, right? The pathetic numbers being put up in Carolina is the end result of pairing the malcontent that is Mayfield with the play stylings of the incompetent Ben McAdoo.
Eagles/Cards:
On paper this looked like a barn burner but 1) Kliff’s Koniptions are killing the Kards and 2) the Eagles are firing on all cylinders right now. Thing is, Arizonny has all the pieces sitting there and could go off at any time. Is Jalen Hurts the frontrunner for MVP right now? No? He should be.
Cowboys/Rams:
Can LA ever get going? Their two losses (to the Bills and Niners) were by a combined 36 points. Season-long you’d take Fatt Matt as your qb but short term Cooper Rush is looking mighty competent-the guy knows what his strengths are and continues to play within them. Also, I’d pick Rush because he doesn’t have to play against the Cowboys D.
Have at it.
Wife: “Water heater isn’t working at my brother’s place so my niece is taking a bath here right now.”
Me: “Man, would love to run in there and freak her the fuck out!”
Wife: “Do you realize how creepy that sounds?”
Me: “What? No! [thinks for a bit] Oh. Right. That’s super creepy. Fuck sakes.”
Should I head to the airport early to watch the start of the late game from the lounge?
extended airport drinking why not
Go early. This is either gonna be a shootout or a bloodbath.
Alrighty then, two people have spoken! I will catch y’all in a few
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Family: You can’t live them; you have the right to a speedy and public trial before a jury of your peers.
CBS’s Lineup Tonight:
7pm: (in progress) “I Fell And I Can’t Get Up!”
8pm: “There’s Someone On My Lawn! Help!”
9pm: “The Amazing Race Riot”.
10pm: “The Good Wife (That Washes Dishes Without Being Told To).”
CBS or the NewsMax’s foray into sitcoms?
7pm: 60 Minutes (unless preempted by your death)
Nice win for Dallas. Rams have an weak offense. This was a game they should have won.
SHANK’HLOR will drink for free in the City of Brotherly Cream Cheese tonight!
SAVED by Wee Kyler not understanding teh ROOLZ
uses the rulebook to boost himself on the gaming chair
Fucking Iggles, man. Killing me with this soft defense.
Some sort of misplaced avian sympathy I suspect, smgh
Night Thread goes live at 7:45 EST. This has been your programming note.
Many thanks to Hippo for jumping in and helping out at my behest. He’s a keeper.
Fattie Matty got lit up
Lucky for the ‘Persons, Fatthew is allowed to be touched by the League.
they know his head is well padded
If the season ended today, both the AFC East and NFC East would be sending 2 wild card teams to the playoffs, and one of those teams would be the Jets
more likely for the two divisions to have 2 owners being sent to jail
C’mon, Tomsulas. Go for it!
Pretend it’s a moving train to southern California and you’re currently in Delaware!
nobody takes our excellent advice
Non-Gendered D (heh, PHRASING) be legit
Evening, degenerates. I’ve eaten so much stuffing and gravy over the last two days. What a wonderful thing.