Your regular host asked for a fill-in, so he could sharpen his tools for the winter “harvesting.”  What did we learn early?

1. We got an announcer boo-boo late in the Commies/Tits fixture!  The name that shall not be named.
2. Clippers du Merde and #ThePauls are the stupidest teams in the NFL, and should play MOAR often.
3. Magic Undies started against somebody in the TE slot.  Probably Brocky.  An all-time monster performance.
4. Go ahead and crown his ass, Brian Daboll = COY.
5. Hey, at least the Redshite lost.  Gooners are rightly top of the Table.
6. Refs gift MRSA a win for tackling Dreamboat.  In other words, water still wet.
7. No, I won’t discuss every fixture, that’s what teh Monday is for.

Team WKRP (+3) at Ratbirds (8:20, NBC)

It’s the Division one can never predict, and perhaps the two most schizo franchises of the young season.  I read a long piece in The Athletic earlier about Beatie Mixon and the Bungles’ run-blocking struggles.  Does this presage a breakout?  Stoma Fuckers Utd. sure hope so.  I wouldn’t bet on it.

Lamar! is having an MVP season, in a universe where there is no Brokeback.  He is still appointment television, especially with a defense as leaky as this one.  I very much could see this Division coming down to the CIN/BAL tiebreaker, so no exaggeration to say is yuuuuuuuggggge and not just mandatory.

But obviously, still very goddamned mandatory.

Enjoy the Fozz/Redshirt Derby, everyone.