Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)

Doktor Zymm - November 6, 2015November 6, 2015

Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties is due to fewer full-contact practices as mandated in the CBA, and further speculation that the refs are idiots that can't

The Monkey’s Paw : A Texan Tale

Doktor Zymm - October 31, 2015October 30, 2015

Years ago I went to a dinner party. In attendance at this party were an old soldier, who had traveled extensively in India and a Houston Oilers fan. After dinner, over brandy and cigars, the Oilers fan was complaining about Bud Adams's management of the team. He

Dysfunction and Mediocrity : A Redskins Bye Week Update

Doktor Zymm - October 30, 2015October 30, 2015

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Eli and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game

DFOing Good

Doktor Zymm - October 20, 2015October 20, 2015

Based on the story by Judith Viorst I went to the game chewing gum, and now there's gum in my helmet and the locker room at Lincoln Financial smells funny and I accidentally put my jersey on backwards and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible,

MMQB Mad Libs : ONLY IN NY!!

Doktor Zymm - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015

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MMQB Mad Libs : Weirdly Weirdness Abounds!

Mad Libs

Doktor Zymm - September 29, 2015September 29, 2015

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MMQB Mad Libs : What’s Weird this Week?

Doktor Zymm - September 21, 2015September 21, 2015

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MMQB Mad Libs

DFOing Good

Doktor Zymm - September 15, 2015September 14, 2015

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Cocktails of the NFC

Uncategorized

Doktor Zymm - July 30, 2015July 30, 2015

Unless otherwise specified, the mixing instructions for all these drinks are the same. Put in glass, maybe with some ice if you're fancy, drink. NFC EAST The Giants 1/4 oz Creme de Violette 3/4 oz Blue Curacao 1 Grape Capri Sun (Eli's favorite) 2 oz gin The

Golf Ball Sized Hail to the 2015 Redskins

Team Previews

Doktor Zymm - July 29, 2015August 4, 2015

Ahh, the late off-season. Every Redskin fan's favorite part of the year. Smell the baseless optimism! Wallow in the unrealistic expectations! Look at that softball schedule, 11-5, minimum, we say! Surely this will be the year...RG3 will spring forth from Dan Snyder's forehead, in full uniform, a veritable QB god of