Author: Horatio Cornblower

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Schadenfreude

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Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery of others it'd be the Germans. Also probably the Russians. You'd think the English as well. OK, look, they'd be white. Anyway, this week's draft

Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!

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We've all been there. It's a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball things to watch on the teevee machine, and you're idly flipping through channels rather than working out, reading a book, or attending to the most

Horatio Did The Draft: 2017 Atlanta Falcons

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As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy shit there’s some stuff back there! Anyhoo, the average NFL career, across all positions, is 3.3 years. Some positions, kickers

Horatio Did The Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017

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Oh. Hello there. I wasn't expecting company. Welcome to my humble abode. /camera cuts around cluttered shed. //a raccoon chitters from the corner As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don't recall: I didn't, and had to look through the archives to find out. Holy