Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Scotchnaut and Wakezilla
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Remembrance of an Incomplete Pass
Request Line: Let Me Sing You the Song of My People…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard... ...having a conversation with DJ 3000, who is perched in his regular spot... ...as the two talk about the conclusion of the Pan-African War in the current DJ 3000's original timeline. DJ 3000: ...AND THEN MOZAMBIQUE SIGNED THE
Commitment to Mediocrity: Your 2024 Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
Request Line: Alternate Versions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline. DJ 3000: SO...WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT? HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I've known for months. I
Request Line: Guardians and Gladiators
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking glum. DJ 3000 looks on with an appearance of concern as HUNTER listlessly toys with a few figurines. DJ 3000: HEY BUDDY, WHAT'S WRONG? STILL FEELING DOWN ABOUT RENFROCO? HUNTER RENFROW: Huh? Oh, no. We're in
Request Line: Treasure
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, talking on his cellphone. DJ 3000 looks on with an appearance of concern. HUNTER RENFROW: ...well I wish there's something I could say to talk you out of it, Mr. Christensen, but I certainly understand. Renfroco
Request Line: Twisted Steel (and nothing else)
INT. TEENAGER'S BEDROOM - DAY HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of his gaming station, playing Grip: Combat Racing. The lights in the room are out and he's wearing headphones - he could not be more fully immersed in the game without being inside his double-sided, powered-up speedster. Suddenly... DISEMBODIED VOICE: HUNTER.... HUNTER RENFROW
Request Line: En Français…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER...is actually nowhere to be seen, because he is currently on vacation in Scottsdale, Arizona. Replacing him at the console is none other than... HUNTER RENFROW: DJ 3000 can you run a highpass filter on input four and then do a Fourier transform on it? There's
Request Line: Do As You’re Told
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated in front of the soundboard, training a new user in its use while DJ 3000 looks on in mild amusement. PRODUCER: ...and then if someone swears you press this one, we call it the "dump button"... HUNTER RENFROW: [ignoring him while inspecting the equalizer
Request Line: The Desert
Request Line: Good Riddance
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, muttering to himself. PRODUCER: Hey man, sorry that we couldn't find anything that worked to get those stickers off. DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. PRODUCER: They're repainting the Jimmy & The