That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Character Classes

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 8, 2020December 14, 2020

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Space Raiders Lost in Space [sic] is filmed in front of a lamb stew duo [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of The Hotelier blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER, munching from

That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Guardians and Gladiators

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 30, 2020July 25, 2023

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Lost Wages Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a live stiletto [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Black Veil Brides blares throughout the house, though not quite as

Request Line: Celebration Rock

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 7, 2020

INT. DANK ROOM - DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits at the kitchen table, eating a bowl of oatmeal. In front of him is a tablet open to the Joe Biden subreddit. He gazes wistfully at a

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 31, 2020October 30, 2020

INT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE - VERY LATE NIGHT Everything in Delta House is very dark, and very still. A spectral figure silently ascends the stairway, then floats down the hall where it comes to a stop in front of a closed door. DISEMBODIED VOICE: Ha ha ha ha, these stupid pledges are

SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

107

--- The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large...table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of a pool table balanced on top of several stacks of cinderblocks. A set of various markings from a craps table have been crudely drawn on its

DFO Radio/Checking In: Unauthorized Covers/The Losers Investment Club

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 30, 2020September 30, 2020

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of laptops are spread around a conference table, all facing each other. An intraday chart showing both $UPRO and $TMF is displayed via a projector. The sound of light snoring can be heard, though it is not clear which laptop it is emanating from. JOSH

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 9) – Until We Meet Again

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 4, 2020July 15, 2022

106

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated on the floor. A square piece of fabric is spread out in front of him. As we watch, he begins piling office items - a letter opener, some pens, a notepad - into the center of it. DJ 3000: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 8) – Law and Order

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 28, 2020July 15, 2022

124

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of a control board, awake by clearly dazed. DJ 3000 is in his customary place against the wall. PRODUCER: A hangover this bad should be illegal. DJ 3000: I AM NOT SURE SOMEONE WHO TURNED A RADIO STATION INTO A MOONSHINE DISTILLERY SHOULD

THAT’S MY RAIQERS! YOUR 2020 OAKLAND I MEAN LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SEASON PREVIEW

Team Previews

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 27, 2020August 27, 2020

INT. RAIDERS TEAM HEADQUARTERS - DAY A team owner sits behind a large desk with noticeably rounded corners. He sets a binder on the desk, opens it, and begins speed-reading through its contents. After a few seconds he mutters "nothing new here" and sets it aside, then begins again with a

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 7) – Taking it Sleazy

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 21, 2020July 15, 2022

165

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is stretched on his side on the floor, dozing. BLAKE BORTLES sits sprawled out on the couch, tossing a stress ball straight up in the air repeatedly. BLAKE BORTLES: [catching the ball] I don't know why the hell my idiot receivers make this look so

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 6) – College

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 14, 2020July 15, 2022

121

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is laying on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. BLAKE BORTLES is still present, alternating between bustling around the office tidying things up and sitting morosely in an office chair, working his way through a tin of chewing tobacco. DJ 3000: Thanks for sticking

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 5) – All About Alliteration

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 7, 2020July 15, 2022

166

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - VERY EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER sits on the floor, with his back up against the couch. He's unconscious and his breathing is shallow. The camera pans to the doorway, where a shadowy figure appears. --- [doorway flies open] --- DJ 3000: OH, GOOD, YOU MADE IT. THANKS FOR COMING. BLAKE