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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Running It Back

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…

Tonight’s open thread is brought to you by the Las Vegas Raiders defense when trying to stop their opponent from converting a 3rd and…

INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping. …

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Silver and Black Spoons [sic] is filmed in…

INT. WALTER J. ZALEWSKI FUNERAL HOME – DAY. A large group of people mill about the largest room in the funeral home. As it…

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raidders Family [sic] is filmed in front…

As many of you know, the coup de grace of my horrible, terrible, no good birthday week was contracting a case of COVID (spotted…

Thanksgiving morning. Woke up at around 6 a.m. Still kind of stoned. I don’t really remember how I ended up at Jade’s place –…

INT. POOL DECK – NIGHT Overhead shot of a pool deck filled with partygoers, which tracks backward and ends inside the open window of…

INT. HOME OFFICE IN EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man is seated behind a large mahogany desk, his hands…