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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! GONE AWAY
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Silver and Black Spoons [sic] is filmed in…
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Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh
INT. WALTER J. ZALEWSKI FUNERAL HOME – DAY. A large group of people mill about the largest room in the funeral home. As it…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! My Friend Maxx
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raidders Family [sic] is filmed in front…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: Notes from the Infirmary
As many of you know, the coup de grace of my horrible, terrible, no good birthday week was contracting a case of COVID (spotted…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Venice Pier
Thanksgiving morning. Woke up at around 6 a.m. Still kind of stoned. I don’t really remember how I ended up at Jade’s place –…
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DFO Insider: The Alumnus
INT. POOL DECK – NIGHT Overhead shot of a pool deck filled with partygoers, which tracks backward and ends inside the open window of…
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Meanwhile, at Spaghetti Camp Headquarters
INT. HOME OFFICE IN EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man is seated behind a large mahogany desk, his hands…
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Special Edition Request Line: Hope
EXT. OUTDOOR PLAZA IN RIGA, LATVIA – DAY The PRODUCER is bundled up in a heavy coat, gloves, and a faux-fur trapper’s hat. He…
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Dan Snyder’s Dirt and MNF Open Thread
The October sun poured in through the windows of Conference Room 13 on the 13th floor of NFL Headquarters. The lovely weather stood in…
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