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Special Edition Request Line: The Queen of England
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO is completely calm. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine…
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Request Line: To Old Friends and New
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: Theory of the Self
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: PROXIMITY ALERT
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: …and then it’s time to Kick. Some. Back.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Hippoese / Soccer Glossary
As provided by Mr. Ayo, DFO’s own W.C. Minor. “Footy” = soccer “Matchday One” = First day of a full schedule of matches. Like…
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Request Line: Self-Harm
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: Walk, then Run
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: Summer Sun
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time, except everything seems to shimmer…
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Your Wednesday Night Faulty Craftsman Blames His Tools Open Thread
I went surfing today. I’ve got three boards in my quiver. One’s an old longboard that I bought off a friend many years back…
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