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Special Edition Request Line: Hope
EXT. OUTDOOR PLAZA IN RIGA, LATVIA – DAY The PRODUCER is bundled up in a heavy coat, gloves, and a faux-fur trapper’s hat. He…
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Dan Snyder’s Dirt and MNF Open Thread
The October sun poured in through the windows of Conference Room 13 on the 13th floor of NFL Headquarters. The lovely weather stood in…
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Meanwhile, in Foxboro…
EXT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY A pair of New England Patriots coaches are standing in front of a grill loaded up with all…
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The Cider House Rhules
The news arrived at 3 p.m., almost to the minute. It was fully expected. Coach Rhule walked to the stadium and took one last…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Hammerland
Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You’re probably saying to…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Breakwater
Date: Thursday (?) 9/26/2022 Location: Dockweiler Beach – Gillis Breakwater Is that thing actually a breakwater? Maybe it’s an old pier. I don’t even…
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Special Edition Request Line: Saxy Friday AND ALSO OPEN THREAD
INT. CASA DE DEADLY – LATE AFTERNOON RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: My neck hurts. KONTENT MONSTER: Feed me. RTD: Yeah, but… KONTENT MONSTER: FEED ME! RTD: All…
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Special Edition Request Line: The Queen of England
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO is completely calm. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine…
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Request Line: To Old Friends and New
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…