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Todd’s Surf Journal: Venice Pier
Thanksgiving morning. Woke up at around 6 a.m. Still kind of stoned. I don’t really remember how I ended up at Jade’s place –…
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DFO Insider: The Alumnus
INT. POOL DECK – NIGHT Overhead shot of a pool deck filled with partygoers, which tracks backward and ends inside the open window of…
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Meanwhile, at Spaghetti Camp Headquarters
INT. HOME OFFICE IN EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man is seated behind a large mahogany desk, his hands…
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Special Edition Request Line: Hope
EXT. OUTDOOR PLAZA IN RIGA, LATVIA – DAY The PRODUCER is bundled up in a heavy coat, gloves, and a faux-fur trapper’s hat. He…
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Dan Snyder’s Dirt and MNF Open Thread
The October sun poured in through the windows of Conference Room 13 on the 13th floor of NFL Headquarters. The lovely weather stood in…
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Meanwhile, in Foxboro…
EXT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY A pair of New England Patriots coaches are standing in front of a grill loaded up with all…
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The Cider House Rhules
The news arrived at 3 p.m., almost to the minute. It was fully expected. Coach Rhule walked to the stadium and took one last…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Hammerland
Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You’re probably saying to…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Breakwater
Date: Thursday (?) 9/26/2022 Location: Dockweiler Beach – Gillis Breakwater Is that thing actually a breakwater? Maybe it’s an old pier. I don’t even…