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Request Line: Songs You Love by Artists You Hate
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, holding his head in his hands. A muffled noise is heard and the…
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Request Line: Sports! (and March Madness open thread)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio is calm and quiet. The PRODUCER is sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair…
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Your “Free Agency Begins” Monday Open Thread
It appears that ArmedandHammered has been trapped in The Warp (also known as the Immaterium, the Empyrean, the Aether, the Sea of Souls, the…
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Request Line: Dirt
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY It’s early morning, and the recording studio is silent. DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, still trapped…
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Request Line: Songs of the South
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. DJ 3000 remains pushed…
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Request Line: The Shining
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. DJ 3000 remains pushed…
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Request Line: Movie Theme Songs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. Inside the studio a…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Running It Back
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Your “Give it Up” Monday Night Open Thread
Tonight’s open thread is brought to you by the Las Vegas Raiders defense when trying to stop their opponent from converting a 3rd and…
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Some Modest Proposals…
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping. …