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Request Line: The Shining
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. DJ 3000 remains pushed…
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Request Line: Movie Theme Songs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. Inside the studio a…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Running It Back
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Your “Give it Up” Monday Night Open Thread
Tonight’s open thread is brought to you by the Las Vegas Raiders defense when trying to stop their opponent from converting a 3rd and…
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Some Modest Proposals…
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping. …
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! GONE AWAY
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Silver and Black Spoons [sic] is filmed in…
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Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh
INT. WALTER J. ZALEWSKI FUNERAL HOME – DAY. A large group of people mill about the largest room in the funeral home. As it…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! My Friend Maxx
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raidders Family [sic] is filmed in front…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: Notes from the Infirmary
As many of you know, the coup de grace of my horrible, terrible, no good birthday week was contracting a case of COVID (spotted…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Venice Pier
Thanksgiving morning. Woke up at around 6 a.m. Still kind of stoned. I don’t really remember how I ended up at Jade’s place –…
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