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Request Line: It Is Known…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated comfortably behind the soundboard, looking somewhat reverent. Seated inside the booth is arguably the greatest…
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Request Line: May Flowers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized…
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Request Line: Micro Machines
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000…
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Guest Lecture Series: We Need to Stop Disrespecting the Memory of Lieutenant Porkins
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of the DFO Guest Lecture Series! We’ve had the privilege of welcoming folks like Mike…
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Request Line: Takin’ the Kommentariat to the Zoo
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000…
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Retreat of Darkness
…there was a pause of profound stillness, then a match flared, and David Dunn’s lean face appeared, worn, hollow, with downward folds and dropped…
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Request Line: Significant Figures
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is…
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Request Line: Honorifics
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ…
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Request Line: Tributes
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ…
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Request Line: Songs You Hate by Artists You Love
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, staring off into space. Behind him we see the air begin to shimmer,…