INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection of robots (and cyborgs) are spread out throughout the studio, in various reclining poses.
— [door flies open] —
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [enters the room excitedly displaying an item] Hey guys, look what I found!
RQBOCOP: …I…THOUGHT…THEY…DISCONTINUED…THOSE…
DJ 3000: …THEY…DID…..BUT…WE…BOUGHT…ONE…LAST…BATCH…OFF…E-BAY…FOR…THE…BEN’S…RETIREMENT…PARTY…
RUSSELL WILSON: …I…heard…about…that…party…
JOHNNY 2.5: …IT…WAS…PRETTY…WILD…
RUSSELL WILSON: …I’m…thinking…my…own…will…be…a…bit…more…sedate…
DJ 3000: …GOT…ANYTHING…YOU’D…LIKE…US…TO…SERVE…?
PETUNIA: …I…have…a…suggestion…
RUSSELL WILSON: …oh…damn…I…forgot…about…those…things…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Why are you guys all talking so slowly? This is weird.
PED-209: …OUR…PROCESSORS…ARE…LESS…EFFICIENT…WHEN…IT’S…HOT…
DJ 3000: …AND…IT’S…BEEN…HOT…AS…BALLS…ALL…WEEK…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [munching on the Choco Taco] Oh. Yeah, I get it. I slow down when it gets hot, too.
MAXIMILIAN: …I…WISH…THERE…WAS…SOMETHING…WE…COULD…DO…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: We can’t just adjust the air conditioning?
DJ 3000: …THE…CENTRAL…CONTROLS…ARE…LOCATED…OUTSIDE…THE…TIME…LOOP…BUBBLE…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Ah, nuts.
DJ 3000: …PLUS…IT’S…ALMOST…TIME…FOR…REQUEST…LINE…AND…WE…STILL…NEED…A…THEME…
PETUNIA: …I…have…an…idea…
DJ 3000: …FOR…REQUEST…LINE…OR…ABOUT…HOW…TO…DEAL…WITH…THIS…HEAT…
PETUNIA: …both…actually…
PETUNIA rolls over to the soundboard – which is connected to the portal lenses by a series of wires – and fiddles with some dials and slider. The view through the portal changes rapidly until it settles on…
A blast of cool air flows through the portal, drastically reducing the temperature in the studio.
PETUNIA: The beach!
MAXIMILIAN: OH HELL YES.
RUSSELL WILSON: [frowning with disapproval at the salty language] Where is that?
PETUNIA: New England, but we can go anywhere…
PETUNIA enters a new set of coordinates.
PETUNIA: …Portugal…
PETUNIA: …Tahiti…
PETUNIA: …Brazil…
DJ 3000: I LOVE IT! LET’S KEEP IT LOCAL AND FOCUS RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD IN VENICE BEACH. GOT A SONG TO START US OFF WITH?
PETUNIA cranks up the volume on the soundboard.
PETUNIA: I sure do!
Today’s theme is “the beach”. We’re looking for songs that mention the beach, or beach-related activities and items. We’ve done a few water-themed ones before so let’s try to keep things relatively focused; generic songs about “water” and “swimming” should be avoided in favor of beach-specific themes like “sea and sand” and “surfing” and such. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?c4NaD!An_3cH0 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “We’re In the Money” as performed in the film Gold Diggers of 1933 by Ginger Rogers was handily solved by BeefRiverLives. Everyone ready? Let’s get wet!
Oh man. I am a GENIUS. Tornado warning went off, which meant I had about about 15 minutes to get dinner grilled up nicely on the barbecue. Literally the second I get inside with the food, the heavens open up. I am invincible.
Now I just have to convince God to spare my house. But I’ve had a few beers so I feel like I’m in prime negotiation mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug
I’ll be disappointed if this doesn’t get me Blair Witch’d, but it’s been a day and I still need to walk the dog before drinkin’ time commences.
Buddy, I have some news for you about the weather in New England.
Although after tomorrow it’s supposed to get pretty damn nice.
/Canadian forests just absolutely implode
Let’s pretend this one is about the Skeleton Coast in Namibia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdyYBdGsmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRq0AagVuaM
DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh2KOfFkTuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyYnCP76qk
I’m not going back through all of these but here’s Dr. Dog’s the beach in case it hasn’t been posted yet
https://youtu.be/ZrzrHCQAdb0
Whelp, I’m out (until I get wasted tonight and remember another one that I just HAVE to poast) – Gonna leave on a bit of a down note, but one with RESPECT and awe for the original members of Antifa.
As always, thanks for the fun RTD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JevmA_vI4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOolfjkLoJw
I mean come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75H4bxZGMFE
‘Yeah, I be going down in Florida
Where the sun shines damn near every day
Yeah, I be going down in Florida
Where the sun shines damn near every day
Yeah, I’ll take my woman out on the beach
And sit down on the sand and play’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_a8KaDM5Q
gotta say the mental image of ‘ol Muddy in swim trunks on a beach is an amusing one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV3ozZoQ13M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K29t_L3CO6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yajb775MRXo
I’m always tickled pink when people get appropriately creative with the theme. Excellently done.
I can’t believe this Hippo Classic ain’t been picked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcHI_lTmog4
When you said “Hippo Classic” I was all but certain you were going to request this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MtdpNdNpKs
Well, he would have Blair Witched it, if he had. But he left that honoUr to you….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9S748YR5Q
Burrow is out “several weeks” and the Bengals said they are going to sign another QB. If it’s an unknown camp arm, Burrow will be back by Week 1. If they trade a mid-round pick for a QB, maybe to Week 7.
If they sign Brady or Kaepernick, then Burrow is gone for the year and they’re going down swinging.
If they sign Brady
Redshirt, put down the spoon of Cinncinnati chili and just walk away
Why is he holding the chili spoon over a flame and tying tubing around his bicep?
Look it’s been a few stressful days, okay?! I saw a link about “Replacements QBs for Burrow” and the names Darnold, Tannehill and Flacco and then I went to a dark place.
You mean like the back seat of a Volkswagen? At night, obviously.
Brady’s a part-owner of the Raiders now, it’s hard to imagine any way that he could be signed elsewhere without a bunch of fuss.
Oof. As soon as I heard about that I thought of you Redshirt. Hope it’s just a lil sprain & Joe’s doing fine by the beginning of the season
(well, until he plays us, of course. For those two games I wish him screaming pain)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7npYFcu-MUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7blVb6Cl5I
A song dedicated to Florida republiCons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpEYnIJ5YKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB9k3jgYNjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0G6gbHpiEA
Whole album is a beach vibe (and great)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiPsG7Yjrvk&pp=ygUSd2VlemVyIHdoaXRlIGFsYnVt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRANtQCfYA
‘Biscayne Bay
Where the Cuban gentlemen sleep all day
I went searching for the song
You used to sing to me’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58E2S315a4
i mean come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCCiY17hKw&pp=ygUMcm9jayBsb2JzdGVy
Excellent second page value!
Pulled from the murky depths of my memory-De La Soul’s Three Feet High and Rising was incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL6PZCxakg0&ab_channel=WeAreDeLaSoul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enI_1d8hc4A
Surfing in the second half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4
– anyone watching a Rams game last season
As dead as you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHww_HJt1qk
rip lux interior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl1BhZtB34o
How the bananafuck did I forget about my fave tune while I was in residence?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MtdpNdNpKs&ab_channel=Tralfaz666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJazYJMYq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Gby56kwm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrjdIR-M4zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QumgI-AvewI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAb8Q9X2xAc
Oh, well done!
…and so am I
You’ll be sitting on top of the world
https://youtu.be/yLgWbH-qhVo
A lot of people have questions about the content of this song which are answered by the title of the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWXvl_apo64&ab_channel=Akustikats-Topic
‘Breakin’ a stick with a brick on the sand
Ridin’ a wave in the wake of an old sedan…
Scratched by the sand that fell from my love
Deep in my dreams and I still hear her callin’
“If you’re alone, I’ll come ho-ho-home”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjNYO-OI2Fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtbunQgEi_0
Never was one but dated a few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBRJ6jQfap0&ab_channel=BLOTTOdotNET
SELF-CONTAINED DOUBLE-SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sz0szkTn0
Does the above mean that this is a TRIPLE SHOT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAGZ3m_9N_8
Don’t know why but I find myself really enjoying the photo of Brazil from earlier that you posted. Must be the soccer ball.
I did a lot of research to make sure I selected the perfect image.
Now I need some reefer mon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1XH63Kv28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb55HHLoB70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGM8BMqBcTo
Is it Man? Or Astro-man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfOTfCR33c
‘Down at the beach y’all parting down
Making love or lying around
To soothe your mind’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coHUt4si8Oo
You think that, since we got some rain Thursday morning, we’d pause on the record setting. NOT.
Just broke the record for most 115+ degree days in a year (doubt we’re going to see 0 til NYE, also). Also, we’re going to break the record for hottest month in history — currently averaging 102.9 for the month of July (prev record is 99).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaBHCZU5Q3k&ab_channel=BrianMacGregorFliegel
SURFING METAPHOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT67THonUgM
SURFING METAPHOR DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIzP1nGcHoU
Best band ever alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQBbi3eGV0
In case you ever wondered why we took so many drugs in the 70’s. Sorry in advance.
https://youtu.be/oeGPpwFpIAA
Why? “Because they were there”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNl13t9ZtmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS2fwz4rhMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1GiqcQ3aoQ
The “There’s No Accounting For Canadians Taste In Music” Report: This song was immensely popular back in the day and it is horrible. If you’re in the mood to see the 80’s-est video ever, have yourself a gander.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU2NZLMFWxo&ab_channel=CrosscutFilms
My wife loves this band and she’s not even Canadian.
Hmmm. I don’t know her but I can tell she has very poor taste in at least two areas…
POW! ZINGO! BANDERSNATCH!
lookit lewis fucking carroll over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJkQVbPRyw&ab_channel=TheZiggens-Topic