2025 Jaguars Season Wrap-Up

LemonJello - January 15, 2026

Hey. Welp. That's it for Jaguras fitbawl this season. Obligatory Let's see what I predicted their record would be: 2025 Pre-Season Prediction 8-9. Second in the AFC South. 2 chances to snag a Wildcard berth; Slim and None, and Slim just left town. 2025 Mid-Season Prediction 9-8. Still 2nd in the AFC South and no playoffs. What Actually

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update Championships (Week 17)

LemonJello - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Hey. That's it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT REMINDERS! Teams being promoted to Freezer Vodka League next season: AI Abuelas, Rod Rust never sleeps, Saquon this Penix and The Hunters of Renfrow Teams being relegated to Lowratio League next season: The

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)

LemonJello - December 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you've been throwing into the line up finally turn back into a cubic zirconia (or worse?) It feels like we're teetering on the edge of "teams giving up and tanking for draft position" territory with these last

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)

LemonJello - December 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Hey. Welp, that's it, the FF regular season, done and dusted. What a roller coaster ride it was, huh? Let's take a look at the playoff landscapes in both leagues! Freezer Vodka League Week 14 Match Ups Week 14 Standings Well, let's start with the important news. RELEGATION! The teams joining the Lowratio League for next

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)

LemonJello - December 3, 2025December 2, 2025

Hey. Have you given up on ways to eat leftover turkey and just tossed what's left into your favorite local sex dwarf's feeding trough? Score any great deals while shopping on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Want me to stop asking asinine questions and get to the fantasy fitbawl? Fine. Next week

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

LemonJello - November 26, 2025November 25, 2025

Hey. Let me be the first (???) to say, "SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!" uh, I mean, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in the Clubhouse that celebrate Holiday Reminders: Have you taken your Turducken out of the freezer to thaw? Do you have enough liquor to get through the extended weekend? Can

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11)

LemonJello - November 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Hey. Week 11 is in the rear view mirror. Three weeks until FF playoffs kick off (at least in Lowratio League). Some teams are still in the hunt, others can start making off-season plans. But the most important thing in this fantasy football season is the piss-poor waiver moves we made

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 10)

DFOing Good

LemonJello - November 12, 2025November 11, 2025

Hey. Bigly start to the week for Clan LemonJello. No, still furloughed, but maybe not for too much longer? Who knows anymore. Politicians of any and all parties can fuck all the way off. Monday was the 250th birthday of my beloved Marine Corps. I received a pair of challenge coins as

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 9) AND Jaguars After the Bye

DFOing Good

LemonJello - November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Hey. I'm fighting a cold, still being furloughed and waves vaguely at everything all this, so let's just get to it, ok? Freezer Vodka League Week 9 Match Ups Week 9 Standings So, what's shaking this week? Indelible Prickstains FC, Original Recipe White Claws, and The Drunky QB are tied atop the field at 6-3 with five teams chasing

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8 )

LemonJello - October 29, 2025October 28, 2025

Hey. Eight weeks down, nine remaining in the season. We've reached that point where the injuries and bye weeks make for interesting waiver wire moves. For instance, let's say you needed a defense to fill in this week. You might have thought, "Who is playing the hapless Jets? I'll take them!"