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scotchnaut - December 16, 2023December 16, 2023

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I'd just like to say that if I comment early in this thread it means that I've mustered the courage to blow off my wife's extended family's Christmas get-together. I'll continue to think about the consequences... To The Game! Broncos/Lions: -More playoff desperation ahoy! -Despite losing two of their last three Detroit still has

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scotchnaut - December 16, 2023December 16, 2023

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Ok, first thing. Today I read that Keith Richards is turning 80 on Monday and the Stones are touring next summer. Has a tour ever been canceled because a band member died of old age? Ok, second thing. This post will cover off both the 1pm (EST) and 4 o'clock

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scotchnaut - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

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This would appear to be the day of hastily scribbled posts and this one is no different. I was actually thinking last Sunday, "Damn, it took me four hours to put all the game intros together, sometimes it doesn't seem worth it." Well, there are a lot more ones like

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scotchnaut - December 11, 2023December 11, 2023

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Well, lookee here! They're not the best games but at least we have a choice. (unless one is being hosted on the Alabama Outdoor Network or some other weird spot in the U.S.) I'm not going to look an early Christmas present in the mouth though. Fallout: -Everyone wants to make a

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scotchnaut - December 10, 2023December 10, 2023

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Who will earn the right to lose in the conference finals to the Niners? That's the question being answered this evening. Two truly horrid fanbases come together (present company excepted of course) to boot! To The Game! Eagles/Cowboys: -This certainly seems like another game where Philly's pass D gets exposed like a Kissinger

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scotchnaut - December 10, 2023December 10, 2023

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Let's keep it moving. To The Games! Vikes/Raiders: Vegas has very quietly put together the 13th ranked pass defense and it will be stress tested by a young wr that goes by the name of JJ. Since offensive genius McDaniels was booted off the team Jacobs has trotted out a 90.8 yard average.

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scotchnaut - December 7, 2023December 7, 2023

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The NFL just doesn't give a fuck, does it? They're killing our love of the sport one ugly game at a time. Who, aside from masochists like Gumbygirl and WCS, would watch this garbage? Guh! Tidbits: -Handing Out Baloney: Marvin Harrison Jr. is trying to tell gullible reporters that he's thinking of

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scotchnaut - December 4, 2023

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That was a day yesterday, wasn't it? We saw some awesomeness and there was some unmitigated crap as well. Speaking of, this Thursday we've got the Steelers and Pats facing off. Apparently the O/U is a paltry and disgusting 31 and a half. Are you fucking kidding me? More on

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023December 3, 2023

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Well, here we are. We had to gas up once and the little ones needed a few pee breaks but we've arrived at our destination. [looks out window] "Green Bay? Got damn it!" To The Game! Chiefs/Packers: -Something to say Tomorrow: "Hey, did you know that under Lafleur the Packers record is 15-1?"

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023December 3, 2023

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As one would expect, we've got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo's snores from over here. To The Games! Panthers/Bucs: Aw, C'MON! This game should have been flexed to the Dark Ages. Tampa is 4-7 but it's much worse than that because

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023

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It might be nice elseplaces but it's Hot Chocolate Day here, you sexy thing. That's just the thing to warm the cockles of my ham hocks. There are six teams (Bills, Giants, Ravens, Vikes, Bears and Raiders) on bye this week so check your turgid fantasy teams! To The Games! Colts/Titans: Indy's unlikely