Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Football War

[source] Jimbo, it's getting close... I can taste it. Schedule's out. Fans or not, we need to get ready. [source] Easy for you to say, John. I bet the NCAA's gonna fuck this up. We NEED to play college football. My life DEPENDS upon it. I will SWALLOW MY WHISTLE and CHOKE TO

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Gombe Chimpanzee War

[source] What do you think about civil wars, Jim? [source] I'd say we're probably bound for one soon if things keep on the way they have been thus far. Since I've watched all the film that's ever been created in the history of football, and with the league still not letting us run workouts

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The German Peasants’ War

Well, Jim. This is it. I'm tellin' ya, things are getting dire here. I can't even get good steaks for the dogs delivered promptly anymore, Johnny. All this forced online stuff is ruining all my best-laid plans. How are you supposed to throw your headset on the turf if you don't