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scotchnaut - November 3, 2019November 3, 2019

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Okay, if you've been with us since the start we'll look the other way if you deem it necessary to take a nap. You just don't have the staying power anymore. Hey, we all get older! TO THE GAMES! Lions/Raiders: Chubby McGutbuster has been on fire recently as Detroit's run game has gone

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scotchnaut - November 3, 2019November 3, 2019

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There's more? There's more. TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Bills: The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won't be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins' confidence is shattered. I'm rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to

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scotchnaut - November 3, 2019November 3, 2019

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What? You didn't think I'd make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here it is-the grandest of traditions at DFO, fourteen long hours of football. We pride ourselves in plowing through the ghastliest of tilts because at the very

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scotchnaut - October 31, 2019

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[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn't see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can't even begin to wrap my head around it all so I think youse folks should take care of that down below. To those folks that are wandering in

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scotchnaut - October 28, 2019

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A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL... Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He'll likely get the start on Thursday night because David Johnson is limpy and Chase Edmonds is gimpy. Somehow Kalen Ballage will vulture his only TD opportunity. -Speaking of those Cards, guess which O has the lowest

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scotchnaut - October 27, 2019October 27, 2019

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That early slate was something wasn't it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little bit of that. The other thing was employed very judiciously as well. All in all, quite satisfying if I do say so myself. So let's do

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scotchnaut - October 27, 2019

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That's a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn't it? Well, at least I didn't reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE GAMES! 'Hawks/Falcons: Man, I'm glad I didn't chase after The Big Three (or Four) tight ends in fantasy this year. I decided on a middling dude and am glad

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scotchnaut - October 24, 2019

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Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there's other stuff out there about all the lovely times he had in Minny. Cousins and Keenum ain't care about the false meta-narrative supposedly hanging over this tilt. I guess the air has to

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scotchnaut - October 21, 2019

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What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame... Fallout: -It would seem that Matt Ryan has just a regular old sprained ankle and not the 'high' kind. Soon to be not-coach Quinn indicated that he's already running in a pool (of his

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scotchnaut - October 20, 2019October 20, 2019

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Last season was good. I won't deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into... complications. Ahh, no harm done-to him or me. And that's important-you've got to recognize a dicey situation when you see one and extract yourself as quickly as possible. There's always another

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scotchnaut - October 20, 2019October 20, 2019

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They're right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad the tilt or the reffing or the blatant ass-kissing or the mythologizing, we'll continue to bring you a barely adequate platform onto which you can blither