What? You didn’t think I’d make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here it is-the grandest of traditions at DFO, fourteen long hours of football. We pride ourselves in plowing through the ghastliest of tilts because at the very least we can make each other giggle here and there. First, we should get caught up on a few football items.

-Seattle has won the right to be the next team to cut Josh Gordon loose. Leaks from Stalag DoYourJob indicated that Josh was late to meetings or couldn’t be located at all.

-The player hated by all those that picked up Ty Johnson-Tra Carson-is gone to IR Town.

-Donte Moncrief and his astoundingly lousy 26.7% catch rate are free to ply their ‘talents’ anywhere in the league now. He gone from the Steelers.

TO THE GAME!

Texans/Jags:

The key to the Jags being at .500 despite losing their starting qb? Why, it’s elementary my dear Minshew! This might be our last look at him ’cause Foles and his 30 million price tag is ready to go next week. This AFC South showdown for all the meth marbles will also feature a shit-ton of Lenny Fournette, who squeezes that pigskin just like a rabbit. His yards after contact of 626 leads the league-too bad he’s got just the one lonely score. Qb Watson is also a league leader but it’s in the TD’s thrown category.

Enjoy the game and make mine a Darjeeling! One milk please.