Okay, if you’ve been with us since the start we’ll look the other way if you deem it necessary to take a nap. You just don’t have the staying power anymore. Hey, we all get older!

TO THE GAMES!

Lions/Raiders:

Chubby McGutbuster has been on fire recently as Detroit’s run game has gone in the shitter. One of the keys to his success is that he’s willing to wing it downfield. He leads all qb’s in percentage of total throws downfield at 20. Expect Waller to go nuts today because the Lions are down to three safeties, one of which is an UDFA. That’s no good. Actually, send in all your fantasy troops for this one. The number of defensive stops here can likely be counted on one hand.

Bucs/Seahawks:

I think we’ve got another high-scoring affair here as well. Although these run D’s are good, the secondaries are another matter altogether. You probably don’t want to fade Chris Carson here but maybe?… Nah, don’t do that, he’ll catch some out of the backfield and most likely get some goal-line action. He won’t be able to dine out on his yards per carry number after the game though.

Browns/Broncos:

Brandon Allen-step right up. It’s your time to shine! Rb Lindsay’s status was in doubt earlier in the week but he should be ready to go. Will we see an OBJ tantrum today? He was blanketed by the Pats D last week and he now gets shadow coverage from Chris Harris Jr.

Packers/Chargers:

Melvin Gordon has played like garbage since his return-he’s the 33rd ranked rb in fantasy. Yikes! There’s plenty of time to move up but when does it happen? Perhaps today vs. a Packers run D that gives up the 2nd-most ypc in the league?

You know what to do.