Halloween is over and everyone is recovering from alcohol poisoning or diabetic shock ( A typical Sunday/Monday if you’re Andy Reid). Or maybe you stayed in because you made the mistake of eatign a Halloween whopper and feared you contracted salmonella (#whyismypoopgreen?) Statistically speaking as an adult you either dressed up as a Witch or an Animal and your kids most likely dressed up as either a Princess or a character from Batman. So while most of you boys and ghouls were out trick or treating (or trapping) DFO got into the holiday spirit and sat around the campfire telling ghost stories. If you haven’t had a chance to read them please feel free to click the links below (We Wrote Ghost Stories and What Happened Next Will Blow Your Mind!!!)

WCS told about the time a guy named JJ spending the night in a haunted house in the spooky – I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

Pickettscharge showed us a ghastly vision of pure horror In the Dome of Dementia

Some anthropomorphic dog with a blog who has been too busy to rate the leasts of football performances showed us all how to get A’s in college with a tale that is already being described as being posted – Don’t Turn on the Lights

Blaxabath gets down into the nit and gritty be exploring Brian Cushing’s excellent defensive skills (defending Sanchez’s door at USC not included) with – The Price of the Cost

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly showed us all why it is not safe to go drinking alone in Arkansas – The Dirk Half

Darkest Timeline Zach Morris reminded us it is never a good idea to give a stranger a ride –  The Texans Hichhiker

FMWarner shared with us a creepy night he spent with an actual woman… and that wasn’t the scariest part of the story – The Tale of the Texan

MikeWallaceandGromit tells us a story about the pitfalls of peer pressure beware of the – SELFIEMAN

Doktor Zymm shows us why sometimes the worst thing to happen to us is getting what we wish for – The Monkey’s Paw: A Texan Tale

Make It Snow puts a spin on a modern creepypasta classic with – The Texan Football Experiment

Horatio Cornblower rips off the Simpsons and some syphilis demented homeless guy from Baltimore in – The #Humblebragger

Enjoy if you can and don’t blame us for your nightmares. Feel free to tell us your own spooky experiences with that ever elusive Texan Fan.