Your Monday Night Open Thread

I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!

Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!

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King Hippo

Holy fuck, that’s what I get for going to sleep at the “insurmountable three score lead” mark.

Don T

Donks and Cats undefeated. Stay tuned for another episode of “The Charmed Life of King Hippo”.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I slept for 4 hours, woke up, replied to my sisters text about Harmontown after giving it a good 2 hours in hopes I didn’t wake her. I am still angry at my neighbor for being mean to my dog

Doktor Zymm

Well, the artificial sunrise was a rousing success. Now, where my caffeine at?

WCS

HOLY SHITSNACKS
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Even with the less-than-ideal photographic lighting, I clearly recognize these costumes:

Archie and Edith Bunker!

Well done! That is so awesome! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to Fort Kickass.

WCS

I thought we were a pretty evident Ren & Stimpy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I favorited, but it was an hour after I stumbled in here. You and your wife just nailed the costumes

Horatio Cornblower

“You and your wife just nailed the costumes”

BOOM! Phrasing!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WOOOOOULD BANG!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Don T

/creates Sparks Pandora station

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Badger
Badger

Man, Fargo is awesome.

Croooow
Croooow

I have a couple friends who have raved about it, might have to check it out sometime soon.

Martin

Andrew Luck will be fine ……….

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Moonbatting Average
Moonbatting Average

That was more entertaining than it had any right to be. Stay safe, y’all

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

Aaaaaaaaand people continue to think Carolina is actually going to do anything against teams that aren’t a combined 22-30. Green Bay is going to whoop that ass.

Beerguyrob

Lord, I hope so. 77 passing yard has to be an anomoly.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

Don’t worry, it’s just because I needed 100 from Rodgers for my fantasy team. I blame myself.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I said that this week.

Don T

3-5! If it weren’t for false hope, I wouldn’t have no hope at all.
/dodges LP

makeitsnowondem

I guess there’s no denying this game happened.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

OR DID IT?

Don T

Overtime should be just for the playoffs. You don’t want a tie? Win it in 60′.

Beerguyrob

The Giants & Saints tried to win it with 60 yesterday.

Don T

Panthers tied one last year and it was AN ABOMINATION!! If a tie is so undesirable, taking out O.T. will make the games more exciting.

Martin

I’m going to enjoy it when PK has to write Cam Newton, the Super Bowl 50 MVP …

Beerguyrob

Which white guy will he write in instead?

Martin

It was all due to Jerry Richardson’s genius, you see…….

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Goat to GOAT

Doktor Zymm

Panthers win by fractions of an inch, I also win by fractions of a point. Woohoo, and good night.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Beware the stat correction…

Martin

You know what other winner had a fraction of an inch …

Old School Zero

Hooray!

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Martin

The only good thing about Charlotte is the Bojangles in the convention center.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Martin

Now I went and cursed myself by wanting Bojangles.

Martin

Holy shitsnacks.

makeitsnowondem

DAMN YOU KUECHLY Y U NO SCORE

John Difool
John Difool

Welp

Don T

Kuuuhnnnn

Martin

That’s a common chant in Charlotte

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

The fuck is Hodor thinking tonight?

Martin

HODOR

Beerguyrob

HODOR?

WCS

26-26 tie? 26-26 tie.

Martin

Maybe if Ted Ginn had someone elses skin on his gloves.

Doktor Zymm

I need 0.2 points from either Newton or Gore.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

I like your odds on getting them from Gore.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

.1 left.

Doktor Zymm

That counted as 2, barring a stat correction I’m now a winner! Woohoo!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

LOOGIT GRUDEN’S OGRE HANDS

makeitsnowondem

I can still win with any Indy turnover returned for a touchdown. TIE PANTHERS TIE.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

“One loaded box after another.”

Business as usual on the BangBus.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Dear Jeebus: please let J Stew score a touchdown.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

The best part of the Ginn replay was seeing Derek Carr on the sideline not even looking at the play.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

*Anderson.

Duchess

Fun Fact: Tedd Ginn Jr is from Cleveland Ohio…. it is fitting

Don T

On the lighter side, Ginn, Jr. just made Smith, Sr.’s day.

makeitsnowondem

oh my god ginn

Moonbatting Average
Moonbatting Average

Does Watson know the words to “Daisy”?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Ted Ginn Ginned it

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

He Schruted it

Badger
Badger

oh my god

Doktor Zymm

Gin>Ginn

Beerguyrob

>>>Ginuwine.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

ted ginn is not very good at catching footballs

John Difool
John Difool

Ladies and Gentlemen, Teddy Ginn…..

Duchess

Ginn you have one job son

Old School Zero
Croooow
Croooow

Ginn should be cut for that. Good lord.

Eckeaux
Eckeaux

Ted Ginn, meet unemployment line.

Don T

Damn echo.

John Difool
John Difool

IBM Watson will be like Hal 9000….except you’ll those fucking circuits before you even get off the Launchpad.

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