Your Monday Night Open Thread

I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!

Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!

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Don T

Vinatieri classes up the Colts, oh, 35%? Irsay, -70%. Sober.

Don T

Vinatieri classes up the Colts, oh, 35%? Irsay, 70% sober.

Eckeaux

Watson from Jeopardy is going to kill us all.

Doktor Zymm

Must….keep….watching….footba

makeitsnowondem

The one time I didn’t even want a Bonus Drinking Period.

WCS

Wifey came home from work and immediately crashed. She woke up and then upchucked. I’ve been away since six minutes to go in the fourth. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

Brick Meathook

Hodor woke up

makeitsnowondem

THESE CLOCKS MIKE I CALL THEM SKIP BAYLESS AND STEPHEN A. SMITH BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING THEM BUT THEY’RE USUALLY WRONG

Don T

Will the scoreboard operator put 15 minutes on the clock. I AM KRONOS BITCHES.

Badger

“To keep the night going” There was such despair hidden in his voice when he said that.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

Thirty-second official timeout for rappelling gear malfunction.

Brick Meathook

EXTRA INNINGS

JustStopDude

Fuck it…I’m going to sleep. I got work in six hours.

Night y’all….

Old School Zero

what the shit

makeitsnowondem

what is a catch

John Difool

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH

Sill Bimmons

noap

The Maestro

DAMMIT I WANTED THAT TO BE A PICK

Don T

Dammit

Sill Bimmons

RIVERBOAT IS TAKING ON WATER

JustStopDude

Seriously…the officials can’t even figure out if a player is in bounds or out of bounds anymore?!?

Old School Zero

Worst year of reffing I can remember.

Sill Bimmons

GRITTY TELEPORTATION

Don T

I like the way this game’s been no-called. CBs are handsy as hell.

Eckeaux

Can someone tell the Colts OC and Andrew Luck that they don’t need to score from 40 yards out?

Moonbatting Average

THIS GAME I CALL IT MOBY DICK BECAUSE A NINTEENTH CENTURY LOOKING DUDE IS GOING WHALEN

John Difool

That should be the next banner, well done sir.

Sill Bimmons

If Griff Whelan catches the winning TD, Stormfront will have a collective orgasm.

Don T

Homer timekeeping strikes again!

makeitsnowondem

Vinovich is such a prick.

Sill Bimmons

1st & 10, go for 50.

Eckeaux

I was just going to quote your earlier comment. This playcalling is insane.

John Difool

T.Y. Slowton

JustStopDude

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING PASS IS ANYMORE!!!!

Don T

The gap between Cialis and Zales ads is decreasing.

Sill Bimmons

You need equal amounts of both to keep a marriage going.

Sill Bimmons

Wow.

That ad just pixelated the shit out of my relatively new TV.

Martin

Spider-Cat … Spider-Cat ….

Sill Bimmons

THE GRITTIEST OF THE GRITTING GRITSTERS GRITACULAR

John Difool

That ball looked like a hammer Luck threw up to the roof to brother Jebediah during a barnraising.

Eckeaux

Whoever is calling these plays for Indianapolis needs to be fired yesterday.

Sill Bimmons

2nd & 10, go for 40.

Eckeaux

Only chance for the clock to stop (at the 2 minute warning), waste the clock stoppage with a shit pass.

Martin

Yeah, I got notthing.

JustStopDude
Don T

That pass was straight outta Duck Hunt.

Sill Bimmons

Crappy quarterbacker named HODOR

Don T

Holy shit. It’s still him.

makeitsnowondem

pick six pls

John Difool

Panths on the ground

Sill Bimmons

wow

Moonbatting Average

Did that gross motherfucker just spit into the same cup out of which he was drinking?

Don T

And I thought Andrew Luck had more broken ribs than The Golden Wok.

JustStopDude
Don T

Not much of a drop. But the INTs should speed up the games.

Moonbatting Average

Well

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just dropping into say I showed up at a bar in NYC that is about to turn into a burlesque show. Yes, I am drunk, why do you ask?

JustStopDude

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