2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group's weekly input pushed Ape to insanity. I'll have to look at booking some podiums in Las Vegas if you all can keep this up through the election. "No one wearing that should

2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 18, 2016October 18, 2016

Remember in the Cardinals preview when I told you not to pick David Johnson early in your fantasy draft? Well, I also said that team could be the top overall seed in the NFC so I'll just stick with what I know and that's posting gifs for the rest of you

2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 14, 2016October 14, 2016

Another week, another batch of tweet-sized brilliance. As someone who has gets to go through the pile of Quotables submissions, I can see many of you have hit midseason form. The shock of nearly all of last season's NFC division champs having fallen from grace no longer shows up in

2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 11, 2016October 11, 2016

As far as Quotables is concerned, Week 5 proved that the NFL is most definitely still a quarterback-driven league. And, when quarterbacks can't get the ball to their teammates -- or don't have the opportunity to do so (our resident Dolfans know what I'm talking about) -- you get a

2016 Quotables (Week 4)

blaxabbath - October 5, 2016October 5, 2016

Well....so.....yeah. That was a Week 4 of NFL football. I watched a depressing amount of the London game and pretty much the entire depressing America's Game of the Week (which could actually be one of multiple games, depending on your location) so, upon initial glance, this week wasn't as great for

2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Entries)

blaxabbath - September 20, 2016September 20, 2016

Amazing performances all around in Week 2. With the Ravens, Texans, and Eagles heading up the list of 'for real' undefeateds, we're shocked -- SHOCKED, I TELL YOU! -- to see the Dolphins, SLURS, and perpetual preseason darling Jaguras still winless. Hope you were watching but, if not (the MRSA/CANO game felt

2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Results)

blaxabbath - September 16, 2016September 16, 2016

As I mentioned Tuesday, the format for the Quotables submissions ended up being a little wonky. When NFL Memes or Fox NFL Sunday steals this bit from us ("You commented on a post. Congratulations on signing up for The Herd Podcast RSS Feed!"), I'm sure their tech prowess/data mining software will

2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Entries)

blaxabbath - September 13, 2016September 13, 2016

Author's Note: I see the page will reload after each submission. Sorry about that. I'll work on it for future editions if you'll bear with me for today. Welcome to a new feature here at [DFO] where you all, the fans, can provide the hilarious commentary that is usually limited to the