Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group’s weekly input pushed Ape to insanity. I’ll have to look at booking some podiums in Las Vegas if you all can keep this up through the election.
“No one wearing that should ever think they are better than anyone else…EVER.” -JustStopDude
“Vernon wants everyone to remember that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead.” -Enrico Pallazzo
“Oh, so there are OTHER occasions where people wear black around Chiefs linebackers.” -SonOfSpam
“Officer, I do not have a gu…” -ballsofsteelandfury
“Holy shit that is so dark it already got shot ‘resisting arrest’.” -Unsurprised
“I haven’t seen a Sherman use such dishonorable tactics to disrupt the production of a Jones since the Federals overran Mrs. Charles Colcock Jones’s plantation outside of Savannah in 1865.*
*this is a true historical event I looked it up.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Stadium Of Deplorables.” -SonOfSpam
“You called Purple Monkey Dishwasher in the huddle, so that’s what I’m doing!” -Lemonjello
“Peake a boom.” -Bloody Lethal
“These Packers of Green Bay may have their championships and community support, but my Cowboys of Dallas will always be welcome in the finest gentlemanly eating clubs.” -Unsurprised
Well done……. again.
Fastest pun in the west.
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Rikki bringing the historical hotness. Ass slaps all around.
I thought it was doing the weekly PK takedown that nearly drove Ape to insanity?
Anyway, good work, everybody!
That’s what *nearly* did it. The commenter nonsense was the final kick in the nuts that sent him over the edge.
But was it upworthy?
Nope. Just #UpforWhatever.