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Dammit. Why? – Super Bowl 53 Open Thread

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Don T - February 3, 2019February 4, 2019
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The L. A. Rams were a very fine team this season, then got the Super Bowl end of a really, really bad no-call in plain sight. Now the Rams are on the verge of thoroughly validating Roger Goodell’s sick obsession to have a team  in LA. The other team is

Saturday Fútbol and Elephant In The Room Open Thread

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Don T - January 20, 2018January 20, 2018
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It’s Saturday morning and there’s fútbol! Huh. Looks like a slate for the hardcore, in La Liga and the EPL. And, c’mon: it’s mid January. Even if Liverpool were playing Man City for the top of the table, with the losers getting full body waxes after the game… I’d still

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