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Your Canadian HoUliday Weekend Open Thread – Victoria Day Monday Edition

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Beerguyrob - May 24, 2021May 23, 2021
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As I cut & paste every year since 2016: Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, whose birthday was May 24, 1819, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952

Your “Boxing Day Sales >>>> Black Friday” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 26, 2017December 22, 2017
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People have this image of Canadians as nice, genteel people, who will wait in line for a bargain rather than stampede.    LIES! Boxing Day both brings out the crowds and the assholes who throw down over parking spots. All to save money on last year's models. So next time someone tells you Canadians are generally

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