2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Greetings!  It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here.  I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables.  You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around.  Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

I watched football Sunday. Like, multiple quarters of football. You see, I was laid up with the 'rona a slight cold and got to enjoy the one-station offerings so many of you were commenting about in the early thread before really focusing my attention on the HOMETOWN RAIDERS versus Hippo's

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Ice Milk Eight, Day 1

Welcome to the Ice Milk Eight, sponsored by Flanders' Unflavored Non-Fat Ice Milk! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bj3o1 Don't be swayed by pretenders! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0 Which is apparently a thing now, it's a brand of organic, uh, milk substitutes? I'm not using the term "nut juice," but, yes. That. We have the semifinal results in the BLEERGH Region, to see