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Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 28, 2019May 28, 2019
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NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered player agents advising them on preparing their clients for a work stoppage in two years. And that they should budget for a work stoppage of a

Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 18, 2017July 18, 2017
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The wait is almost over! Five teams - the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints - all open training camps tomorrow. It's just first-year players, but it still means the season is approaching. The Cowboys & Cardinals have veterans report by the weekend, because Hall of Fame Game. Oh, and the stadium might

Your “Dodging Cars & New Scars” Canadian Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 22, 2017May 20, 2017
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  As I said last year aboot this time: Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the

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